You sound so offended, let me tell you.

[Oh, troll lingo. Alright, you're a troll then. H'okay, gotta be careful not to accidentally flirt with you.]

Yeah, I'm his lusus or whatever. And yep, your coolkid lesson starts right the fuck now. Your first lesson is don't question my coolness, because that is the single most uncool thing you could possibly fuckin' do. I ain't makin' fun of you, you're just kinda weird. But that isn't a bad thing.