Blah blah blah, yeah I guess. You were made with bigger holes that accommodate babies. Biology decided fuck you and made us guys with little tiny specks for holes. So whatever. Say what you want about it. But sproglets are way better than babies. Just saying.

[He... has to think about this for a moment. The possibilities are endless.]

There are a few ways you could go about it. No matter what way you go about it, it's best to wait 'til he's asleep so that he's nice and relaxed. They like to hear nice things. You could get down there and whisper about them, encourage them to get better.

Or you could rub them. Nice and slow. That really makes 'em feel better. You could combine the two for max healing.

Finally, you could do what we've all learned you're good at by now, licky chick.