So I'm not supposed to lick it either? Then again, having sproglets sounds terrible and I can understand why you wouldn't want them! [Bro is a dirty liar and making your life hard, Dave.]

Wow. This conversation got ten times worst! Let's just leave it at that because I don't really need to know why female bodies do this other than what I need to know that it happens.

Can we leave it at this?

Can we also pretend we didn't talk about this? [She hates human bodies so much. Ugh.]