♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

voice

[tendered]

Yeah! We cross the dead over to the afterlife, and purify evil souls and keep order in the afterlife too, kinda. [ As orderly as they can make it for themselves anyways. ]

voice

[searsblindly]

So you guys are like super heroes for the dead? The good guys that keep Justice and Order in balance?

voice

[tendered]

Exactly! That's a very good way of putting it! [ She's impressed by how quickly Terezi got it. ]

voice

[searsblindly]

Of course! I, too, plan on taking up a profession that upholds the law. Even with my current disability, it is only a minor hindrance.

voice

[tendered]

I'm sure once you get a psychic pokémon that aspiration will come to life!