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♎ FILE: Terezi Pyrope ♎
Jan. 20th, 2018 07:16 pmCharacter Information
Name: Terezi Pyrope
Gender: Female
Chumhandle: gallowsCalibrator
Typing Quirk: All caps (or all lowercase when whispering), leetspeak (A, I, and E replaced by 4, 1, and 3, respectively). Smilies have angled mouths (brackets rather than the normal parentheses), with a greater-than symbol representing her horns or eyebrows. She does use commas, question marks, and exclamation points. Doesn't use apostrophes or periods (unless as "...")
Home:
Strife Specibus: Canekind
Fetch Modus: Scratch and Sniff
Title: Seer of Mind
Session Abilities:
Planet: Land of Thought and Flow [LOTAF]
( Route_29 )
Name: Terezi Pyrope
Gender: Female
Chumhandle: gallowsCalibrator
Typing Quirk: All caps (or all lowercase when whispering), leetspeak (A, I, and E replaced by 4, 1, and 3, respectively). Smilies have angled mouths (brackets rather than the normal parentheses), with a greater-than symbol representing her horns or eyebrows. She does use commas, question marks, and exclamation points. Doesn't use apostrophes or periods (unless as "...")
Home:
Strife Specibus: Canekind
Fetch Modus: Scratch and Sniff
Title: Seer of Mind
Session Abilities:
Planet: Land of Thought and Flow [LOTAF]
( Route_29 )
♎ IC Contact[Route_29] ♎
Jan. 15th, 2017 07:28 pmIS THIS ON?
HELLO?
VOICE MAIL MESSAGE ARE YOU RECORDING?
THIS IS THE DRAGON TAMER EXTROADINAIRE, TEREZI PYROPE. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ME AND YOU'RE HEARING THIS THAN IT MEANS I CAN'T COME TO THIS...WHAT IS THIS EVEN. IT'S ALSO LIKELY I COULDN'T FIND IT AT THE TIME. THAT'S AN ACTUAL THING THAT IS AN ACTUAL PROBLEM WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT.
LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE HERE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
IF YOU LEAVE ME TEXT MESSAGES WITH GIBBERISH, A JUST DEATH AWAITS YOU.
HELLO?
VOICE MAIL MESSAGE ARE YOU RECORDING?
THIS IS THE DRAGON TAMER EXTROADINAIRE, TEREZI PYROPE. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ME AND YOU'RE HEARING THIS THAN IT MEANS I CAN'T COME TO THIS...WHAT IS THIS EVEN. IT'S ALSO LIKELY I COULDN'T FIND IT AT THE TIME. THAT'S AN ACTUAL THING THAT IS AN ACTUAL PROBLEM WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT.
LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE HERE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
IF YOU LEAVE ME TEXT MESSAGES WITH GIBBERISH, A JUST DEATH AWAITS YOU.
[The first thing you are probably aware is how blurry and out of focused the video feed must be. It looks like there's a lot of smears across the screen even.]
THIS IS AMAZING.
[Video feed? Meet Terezi's grey tongue. She is currently slobbering all over her video feed. Your welcome.] This world is delicious! Why was I denied this before? What a heinous crime even! [SLURRRRRPPPPPP.] I don't think I even have enough time to taste everyone and figure out their flavors. [But she's taking full advantage of it all.]
[Now for you less fortunate folks, if you happen to be in Saffron City, you might be assaulted by (1) Terezi Pyrope. Troll girl with a tendency to not be able to keep her tongue away from people and things. She's already licked all her Pokemon (those poor things) and now she's out for more.
She's probably trying to find some specific people too. So you better be careful.]
THIS IS AMAZING.
[Video feed? Meet Terezi's grey tongue. She is currently slobbering all over her video feed. Your welcome.] This world is delicious! Why was I denied this before? What a heinous crime even! [SLURRRRRPPPPPP.] I don't think I even have enough time to taste everyone and figure out their flavors. [But she's taking full advantage of it all.]
[Now for you less fortunate folks, if you happen to be in Saffron City, you might be assaulted by (1) Terezi Pyrope. Troll girl with a tendency to not be able to keep her tongue away from people and things. She's already licked all her Pokemon (those poor things) and now she's out for more.
She's probably trying to find some specific people too. So you better be careful.]
Strider! Are you holding it steady?
[There's a loud roar from her Charizard in reply. The video feed is truly magnificent. Her Dragonite is lying on her stomach lazily as Terezi stands on top of her proudly. She doesn't have shoes on but she's holding her cane like it were a scepter and she's got her shirt and dragon cape on. She's also not wearing pants. Nope. No pants. Instead, she is showing off a pair of boxers with card suit designs printed on them. She is cackling and looking the most regal on top of her Dragonite.]
He thought I couldn't do it! But look. I have acquired the undergarments of one, Dave Strider, coolkid extraordinaire! I have done what no male or female has ever done before. I am now wearing my prize proudly upon my rump.
I think I enjoy this prize so much that he isn't getting it back? What do you think? Should I return this to him later or keep it as a reminder that he has been bested?
[She actually stole them while he was in the shower. But semantics. He never said she couldn't.
Yeah. If you're in Cerulean, you'll probably catch her walking around in said undergarments. Pants are for squares and for people who are socially acceptable in public.]
[There's a loud roar from her Charizard in reply. The video feed is truly magnificent. Her Dragonite is lying on her stomach lazily as Terezi stands on top of her proudly. She doesn't have shoes on but she's holding her cane like it were a scepter and she's got her shirt and dragon cape on. She's also not wearing pants. Nope. No pants. Instead, she is showing off a pair of boxers with card suit designs printed on them. She is cackling and looking the most regal on top of her Dragonite.]
He thought I couldn't do it! But look. I have acquired the undergarments of one, Dave Strider, coolkid extraordinaire! I have done what no male or female has ever done before. I am now wearing my prize proudly upon my rump.
I think I enjoy this prize so much that he isn't getting it back? What do you think? Should I return this to him later or keep it as a reminder that he has been bested?
[She actually stole them while he was in the shower. But semantics. He never said she couldn't.
Yeah. If you're in Cerulean, you'll probably catch her walking around in said undergarments. Pants are for squares and for people who are socially acceptable in public.]
Vantas! Stop! [Terezi shoves her Zoroark's face out of her own face as she tries to get a proper hold of her pokegear.] Sorry, Vantas! But the Pokemon getting attention is Pyralspite! You and Strider evolved awhile ago, but it's about time that everyone admired how big Pyralspite has gotten. Pyralspite? Pyralspite where are you?
[The camera gets jostled a bit as she tries to direct it at the large dragon.] She was a tiny dratini! But not anymore. She's now her own Pokebeast! She's gotten big and strong, just like I said she would! Speaking of big and strong, how do I teach her to fly? I also want to teach Strider how to fly, but I don't exactly know how to do that!
There's a lot of things I want to teach them, but flying is probably the most important one so I can fly on my own and not have to be a passenger for someone else!
Also, what type of jobs do you recommend to someone who can't see? I only have three Pokemon so I think I should probably consider picking up a job so I can buy eggs for myself! Unfortunately, getting work when you can't see really makes my choices pretty limited, but I know there's something I can do! I just haven't found that certain thing yet.
[There's a lot of roaring and chatter suddenly.] Vantas! Strider! Cut that shit out right now! [The feed ends as she gets back to her feet.]
( Action for Pewter City )
[The camera gets jostled a bit as she tries to direct it at the large dragon.] She was a tiny dratini! But not anymore. She's now her own Pokebeast! She's gotten big and strong, just like I said she would! Speaking of big and strong, how do I teach her to fly? I also want to teach Strider how to fly, but I don't exactly know how to do that!
There's a lot of things I want to teach them, but flying is probably the most important one so I can fly on my own and not have to be a passenger for someone else!
Also, what type of jobs do you recommend to someone who can't see? I only have three Pokemon so I think I should probably consider picking up a job so I can buy eggs for myself! Unfortunately, getting work when you can't see really makes my choices pretty limited, but I know there's something I can do! I just haven't found that certain thing yet.
[There's a lot of roaring and chatter suddenly.] Vantas! Strider! Cut that shit out right now! [The feed ends as she gets back to her feet.]
( Action for Pewter City )
H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
