Terezi Pyrope

[The first thing you are probably aware is how blurry and out of focused the video feed must be. It looks like there's a lot of smears across the screen even.]

THIS IS AMAZING.

[Video feed? Meet Terezi's grey tongue. She is currently slobbering all over her video feed. Your welcome.] This world is delicious! Why was I denied this before? What a heinous crime even! [SLURRRRRPPPPPP.] I don't think I even have enough time to taste everyone and figure out their flavors. [But she's taking full advantage of it all.]

[Now for you less fortunate folks, if you happen to be in Saffron City, you might be assaulted by (1) Terezi Pyrope. Troll girl with a tendency to not be able to keep her tongue away from people and things. She's already licked all her Pokemon (those poor things) and now she's out for more.

She's probably trying to find some specific people too. So you better be careful.]

Vantas! Stop! [Terezi shoves her Zoroark's face out of her own face as she tries to get a proper hold of her pokegear.] Sorry, Vantas! But the Pokemon getting attention is Pyralspite! You and Strider evolved awhile ago, but it's about time that everyone admired how big Pyralspite has gotten. Pyralspite? Pyralspite where are you?

[The camera gets jostled a bit as she tries to direct it at the large dragon.] She was a tiny dratini! But not anymore. She's now her own Pokebeast! She's gotten big and strong, just like I said she would! Speaking of big and strong, how do I teach her to fly? I also want to teach Strider how to fly, but I don't exactly know how to do that!

There's a lot of things I want to teach them, but flying is probably the most important one so I can fly on my own and not have to be a passenger for someone else!

Also, what type of jobs do you recommend to someone who can't see? I only have three Pokemon so I think I should probably consider picking up a job so I can buy eggs for myself! Unfortunately, getting work when you can't see really makes my choices pretty limited, but I know there's something I can do! I just haven't found that certain thing yet.

[There's a lot of roaring and chatter suddenly.] Vantas! Strider! Cut that shit out right now! [The feed ends as she gets back to her feet.]

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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]