searsblindly | ♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

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♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

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"I can have people do shit for me so I don't have to do it myself!"

Sorry, dude, that's laziness right there.

[He just called you dude, yes.]

So are you implying if someone could do it for you, you'd still do it yourself?

[She just cackles because that's ludicrous. Why wouldn't you want people to do things to further yourself?]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

You're so boring sometimes!

[And she's a manipulating asshole, but who's judging.]

Oh, and you're not, miss I-can't-be-damned-to-go-and-do-my-own-work?

You mistake me for being lazy. I have other things to do while people are doing things for me. I'm not a sitting du-oh wait I am.

Do you know how boring waiting is? It's really boring.

I wasn't aware.

[yes he was]

That's a lie.

I can smell it even without that ability because of how bad it was.

Your deductive mastery strikes again. I never would have expected you to figure out something that I pretty much clearly stated through the simplest laws of sarcasm.

[slowclap.]

I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and lose your teeth.

[Again. Even.]

Down, puppy! No need to come on too strong now.

[Sniggering.]

I hope I'm around you when that monthly female human cycle comes around, Captor. Mark my words.

Personally, I'm not too worried about it, Pyrope. Won't be much of a change!

Maybe I'll ask the Rose human! I heard she is quite the lady when she is doing her female cycle!

We all heard, TZ.

[Smirk. Even though Turrezy can't see it.]

Edited 2013-03-02 14:58 (UTC)

I'm locking you in a room with her.

[She might actually try this sometime.]

Never actually met the girl. I'm sure she's just fine when she's not on freakout mode.

I look forward to this so much.

Lunatic.

[In the most Sollux-affectionate way possible.]

Like the rest of our friends weren't completely fucking crazy as is!

I'm sorry, TZ, but you take the cake.

I am offended that you would put me above Gamzee!

Let's be honest, the shit that happened on the meteor was pretty fucking crazy in hindsight! I don't think most of us really had a clear idea what was happening.

TZ, if you want honesty, I didn't even know what the fuck had happened in that hellhole until I'd been in Johto for like three months. [He doesn't even remember when he was told.] Apparently I got took from just before that happened.

You aren't missing much! I'm pretty sure most of us don't really know what really happened. It was kind of a huge clusterfuck. A really dumb clusterfuck.

[Karkat may have the most knowledge since everyone else was kind of all over the place most of it.]

Well, yeah, I gathered that.

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