♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

[voice]

[roemance]

Hey Ter.

[voice]

[searsblindly]

Eridan?

...AM I DEAD? Does dying mean I completely lose function to my tongue and nose? This is the worst thing to happen in my life! Stuck in eternity never to enjoy the colors of the world around me with Eridan!

[voice]

[roemance]

[gdi guys give him a break]


Well fuck you too, Ter!

[voice]

[searsblindly]

[Terezi just cackles.]

You get offended too easily! I might actually miss you a little bit. It gets really boring on the meteor sometimes!

[voice]

[roemance]

Well sorry Ter but I'm way too used to people hatin' havin' me around to not realize when it's a joke.

[voice]

[searsblindly]

You take everything so personally still! I guess you'd still be a downer even after dying!

[Wow, she is not sensitive at all.] Don't worry. You're still my friend even if you're still a huge baby over nothing.

[voice]

[roemance]

What, do you actually mean that?

[voice]

[searsblindly]

Of course! We played that stupid session together and got our rumps fucked over together. Just because you're a huge asshole doesn't mean we weren't in it together.

Except I'll have to kill you if you do that again, so you better not. A just hanging for such outlandish tactics, Eridan! You know the drill.

[voice]

[roemance]

Relax I'm not goin' to fuckin' kill anyone Ter.

So are you totally blind now or what?

[voice]

[searsblindly]

Not on my watch you aren't!

No! I obviously can see. Everything is so beautiful and human!