♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

voice

[viiru2alert]

...TZ. Okay. Stop.

[God. Looking down, it seems like Aradia's already gotten to her... and signed him up to make a stupid app for Terezi's ease of use. Wow. He would have done it anyway, but... wow.]

Look. It's not a world of nothing. You're a human, and as a human you only have the powers and capabilities of a human. I got the same treatment, honest. [Those motherfuckers.] In the meantime, uh, try... explaining to your Dratini? Maybe it can help you. Fuck, I dunno.

voice

[searsblindly]

It is definitely a world of nothing! This is terrible. I can no longer enjoy my favorite colors like I want too. I'm calling sabotage. Sabotage to my defenseless senses!

[Where is her Dratini anyways. Do these things actually understand what you say to them?] What do I tell her? I think she's a she. I'm supposed to wait until someone picks me up. I'm supposed to be picked up!

This is the worst journey. At least we had chalk and cans on the meteor.

voice

[viiru2alert]

TZ, just because you can't sense something doesn't mean it's not there!

[UGH]

Just call for her, "Hey Dratini come over here and nudge me" or something. Then you know where she is. Then tell her you're blind and you can't see anything and she might have to help you out sometimes. That's the sort of thing your Pokémon kinda have to know.

Who's picking you up?

voice

[searsblindly]

I know that. You are a ray of sunshine, Captor. [She is so sarcastic.]

If they have just let me arrive with my cane, this wouldn't be a problem! But I don't even have that because this place is a load of hoofbeast shit!

Dave is. Karkat would, but he's apparently too far. Aradia also offered, but by the time she offered, he already said he was coming for me!

voice

[viiru2alert]

I try.

Uhh, I guess you can buy a new cane somewhere? Not like you have much of a choice, unless you want Dave to awkwardly lead you around for the rest of your life.

voice

[searsblindly]

That depends if that means I can have everyone do shit for me so I don't have to do it myself! [Screw being her own woman. If she can make others do her bidding...]

I'll get it replaced, of course!

voice

[viiru2alert]

[He sniggers.]

Lazy.

Re: voice

[searsblindly]

I'm not being lazy! I am merely using my resources available! I am being resourceful! Why would I not use at what is at my disposal. That would be such a waste.

voice

[viiru2alert]

"I can have people do shit for me so I don't have to do it myself!"

Sorry, dude, that's laziness right there.

[He just called you dude, yes.]

voice

[searsblindly]

So are you implying if someone could do it for you, you'd still do it yourself?

[She just cackles because that's ludicrous. Why wouldn't you want people to do things to further yourself?]

voice

[viiru2alert]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

voice

[searsblindly]

You're so boring sometimes!

[And she's a manipulating asshole, but who's judging.]

voice

[viiru2alert]

Oh, and you're not, miss I-can't-be-damned-to-go-and-do-my-own-work?

voice

[searsblindly]

You mistake me for being lazy. I have other things to do while people are doing things for me. I'm not a sitting du-oh wait I am.

Do you know how boring waiting is? It's really boring.

voice

[viiru2alert]

I wasn't aware.

[yes he was]

voice

[searsblindly]

That's a lie.

I can smell it even without that ability because of how bad it was.

voice

[viiru2alert]

Your deductive mastery strikes again. I never would have expected you to figure out something that I pretty much clearly stated through the simplest laws of sarcasm.

[slowclap.]

voice

[searsblindly]

I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and lose your teeth.

[Again. Even.]

voice

[viiru2alert]

Down, puppy! No need to come on too strong now.

[Sniggering.]

voice

[searsblindly]

I hope I'm around you when that monthly female human cycle comes around, Captor. Mark my words.

Re: voice

[viiru2alert]

Personally, I'm not too worried about it, Pyrope. Won't be much of a change!

voice

[searsblindly]

Maybe I'll ask the Rose human! I heard she is quite the lady when she is doing her female cycle!

voice

[viiru2alert]

We all heard, TZ.

[Smirk. Even though Turrezy can't see it.]

voice

[searsblindly]

I'm locking you in a room with her.

[She might actually try this sometime.]

voice

[viiru2alert]

Never actually met the girl. I'm sure she's just fine when she's not on freakout mode.