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searsblindly) wrote2013-01-21 03:22 pm
searsblindly) wrote2013-01-21 03:22 pm
♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎
H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
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If they have just let me arrive with my cane, this wouldn't be a problem! But I don't even have that because this place is a load of hoofbeast shit!
Dave is. Karkat would, but he's apparently too far. Aradia also offered, but by the time she offered, he already said he was coming for me!
voice
Uhh, I guess you can buy a new cane somewhere? Not like you have much of a choice, unless you want Dave to awkwardly lead you around for the rest of your life.
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I'll get it replaced, of course!
voice
Lazy.
Re: voice
voice
Sorry, dude, that's laziness right there.
[He just called you dude, yes.]
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[She just cackles because that's ludicrous. Why wouldn't you want people to do things to further yourself?]
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[And she's a manipulating asshole, but who's judging.]
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Do you know how boring waiting is? It's really boring.
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[yes he was]
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I can smell it even without that ability because of how bad it was.
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[slowclap.]
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[Again. Even.]
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[Sniggering.]
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Re: voice
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[Smirk. Even though Turrezy can't see it.]
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[She might actually try this sometime.]
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Re: voice
[In the most Sollux-affectionate way possible.]
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