searsblindly | ♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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Dragon or dragon-looking? [Guess who's interested in these godly types now.] I have to ask this in a very humiliating way because obviously there is no way to ask. Has anyone seen any of these godly kind?

Why do you ask? Why do you need to know.

He is red and black! Like him. [There's some more sentimental reasoning, but she won't say that.] Also whenever I try to take him off my lap he jumps back in! He refuses too unless I stand up.

[She's great. GOSH. >:[]

Are you making fun of me because I can't catch pokebeasts on my own?

Is that why breeders exists instead of having just trainers?

I am already working on it. [She is all about getting people to do her dirty work. It's pretty great, actually.]

Maybe I'm just testing you. You never know. Gosh, I'm not so predictable that you can see what I'm doing hours in advance.

While I know you want to do that. There's other ways to troll Bro. Something non-lethal is good. [Hard to tell, yeah. But he states what he feels should be the limit because sometimes she's not kidding.]

I can't see, Dave.

[Oh god damn it.]

I meant hear and smell what I'm doing. Since you tend to do both.

You smell like dirt.

Insinuating dirt has a scent. Surprise, it smells a lot like nothing. Like a lot of everything else here. Having a normal nose is unexciting. No wonder people can be really boring.

Smelling you is like you smelling me, Dave. I only sniff you because it makes you uncomfortable. Also, so I can point out when you apparently haven't done your laundry!

I can do non-lethal trolling. [Sheesh. What a buzz kill. But she'll troll him sans the murdering.]

Oh my god... Either one of those two would just be disgraceful. I can't believe you even considered them, briefly as it was.

Probably.

Heh. Hey, so you're Terezi, right? I'm Vanitas.

Just remember he's been trolling for longer than you've been alive. [Though oh god, don't call Bro old.]

Hey! I do my laundry every week. What you're smelling is soap. Lots of that shit just layered right in.

Yeah, I haven't washed everything yet.

See? I did it because it would be so terrible that everyone would have second hand embarrassment. But then I realized that I don't want my new Pokebeast to be an embarrassment.

I am Terezi! Who's been talking about me and they better have said nice things.

Saying bad things about me may get them punished otherwise.

Mostly heard your name from Karkat and Kanaya, so if you don't trust them to say decent things..

Well, duh! Your lusus is basically old as dirt, Dave. Isn't that usually how kids view older people? If they're older than me, they must be really old!

Dave, I would believe you but your laundry obviously smells like not soap! I would pretend otherwise, but it is a grievance to my nose. I must only say the truth!

I just said I haven't washed everything yet. Speaking of which, need anything washed. Might as well do it all at once.

Yeah, but you can't just go telling people they're old. They really don't like it.

Speaking of dangling, how are you holding up? Sounds like Terezi almost managed to catch the rare and elusive Famjewels pokemon.

[Hey let's talk about dicks, you like talking about those, right Dave?]

And Vantas is going to be better?

Beautiful lead in there, I almost had no idea what you were talking about. [You're not funny, John.]

I'm fine, thanks for asking. As are my balls.

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