They're stronger and more durable than babies, that's the difference.
[He just huffs out a sigh as if this is all so obvious.]
Because when you're asleep, your balls are at their most relaxed! If he's awake, they're gonna be all tense and shit. Then they won't get better when you rub 'em. I'm telling you, do it when he's asleep. It's best for his balls if you do. You want his love batter to be at it's sweetest, don't you?
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:25 pm (UTC)[He just huffs out a sigh as if this is all so obvious.]
Because when you're asleep, your balls are at their most relaxed! If he's awake, they're gonna be all tense and shit. Then they won't get better when you rub 'em. I'm telling you, do it when he's asleep. It's best for his balls if you do. You want his love batter to be at it's sweetest, don't you?