searsblindly | ♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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Definitely!! I'll keep a lookout for job listings you might like.

That's so very thoughtful of you, Aradia! Thank you!

Did I ever mention how much more fun you are not dead. I'm pretty sure I already told you before you flung the meteor off, but I just wanted you to know again!

Thanks!! I think it's a lot more fun not being dead, too. That's why I intend to stay this way! Not dead, I mean.

I think we've all had our share of dead Aradia! Dying is starting to get pretty overrated with our friend group, honestly.

It is sort of a thing we have done a lot of to excessive amounts, yes!

I guess we can't really avoid it either! Dream bubbles and all existing.

Haha, probably not! I've met a lot of other dead uses.

I got to meet people that weren't from our session! I guess these bubbles had been around a lot longer than we actually thought them to be. Or they had been dead for a very long time.

Time doesn't really work linearly anyway! So how long the bubbles had been around isn't necessarily directly connected to how long they'd been dead...

Time never works linearly! I don't even know why I assumed it would.

Because you are a mind player and not a time player, and therefore don't have to keep tabs on time shenanigans?

I think you took what I said a little too literally! But wouldn't that mean that it should run linearly for me? Since I'm not a time player?

I get the feeling that nothing in SGRUB ever actually worked properly!

Time never runs linearly for anyone! You are only tricked into thinking it does.

It all worked exactly as it was meant to work! But that doesn't always match everyone's definition of properly, no.

This game gets dumber the more we talk about it! If you can even call it a game still.

Let's be honest! Some of the mechanics were stupid.

That's always been pretty true, though! At least, by most people's standards it has gotten more dumb the more we found out. I think that is pretty much something most people agree on!

Like the mechanic of us dying a lot?

We figure out one thing and then suddenly half of everything else suddenly doesn't make sense!

That was dumb. I mean some of them were valid but most of it was useless dying!

That is a little bit annoying, admittedly! But I think we will figure it out eventually!!

Well, we did need a team on the dead side so I suppose there is that.

I'm not sure what we're figuring out at this point!

Most of everyone is on the dead side now, so how do we get more people on the living team? The answer is, we don't! We have what we got so no one else needs to die for the dead side. They're probably overpopulated at this rate!

What the actual goal of the game was?

Oh, that one's easy! We go and combine the human sessions!

I feel like we're gonna get jipped. But, we've gotten this far.

That's four more, but we kind of lost more than we're getting!

Right! No reason to give up yet! Besides, I think it'll be interesting to see no matter how it goes, don't you?

Well, that's true. Perhaps we should focus on not dying as much!

I don't think any of us really want to die anyways! So, there's that. We've already got the mindset for it. Now we just need to avoid it.

[It's hard to avoid dying when you're Homestuck.]

I am determined not to do it again! I think I have done it enough. I'm through with that, I already decided!

[ she's going to do this okay HOMESTUCK OR NO. ]

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