searsblindly | ♎ 4TH HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR CERULEAN CITY] ♎

Strider! Are you holding it steady?

[There's a loud roar from her Charizard in reply. The video feed is truly magnificent. Her Dragonite is lying on her stomach lazily as Terezi stands on top of her proudly. She doesn't have shoes on but she's holding her cane like it were a scepter and she's got her shirt and dragon cape on. She's also not wearing pants. Nope. No pants. Instead, she is showing off a pair of boxers with card suit designs printed on them. She is cackling and looking the most regal on top of her Dragonite.]

He thought I couldn't do it! But look. I have acquired the undergarments of one, Dave Strider, coolkid extraordinaire! I have done what no male or female has ever done before. I am now wearing my prize proudly upon my rump.

I think I enjoy this prize so much that he isn't getting it back? What do you think? Should I return this to him later or keep it as a reminder that he has been bested?

[She actually stole them while he was in the shower. But semantics. He never said she couldn't.

Yeah. If you're in Cerulean, you'll probably catch her walking around in said undergarments. Pants are for squares and for people who are socially acceptable in public.]

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[He should have seen this coming. Really. He should have known that climbing into the shower would end like this. Of course, he's completely unprepared. Pride dented, dignity buried somewhere he walks out in the pants he'd left on the bathroom floor and gives her a raised eyebrow. This is embarrassing.] It is dirty pool to steal a guy's underwear when he's off getting clean.

Not cool, Tz, not cool.

Edited 2013-05-14 05:05 (UTC)

You didn't tell me when or when I couldn't steal them! It was fair game because you didn't say otherwise!

[She cackles as she refuses to get down from Pyralspite's back. Pyralspite, who looks mostly bored. What a good mother. Dealing with her child's weird shenanigans even she when rather not.] Your pride has been hurt because I have your underwear!

I don't have a clean pair to wear. Ok. [He just sinks down right beside Pyralspite. Clearly it's a good idea to sit down.]

Fine. You win. Weee. What now?

[Pyralspite seems to be sympathetic of Dave's plight. Sorry her child can be hard to deal with. Pyralspite nudges him with her nose gently.]

You're no fun! But if you really want them baaaackkkkk. [That sure is Terezi looking like she's making an attempt to tug his boxers down. Except it's obvious she's got nothing else underneath the pair of underwear she's stolen.]

[He lightly pets Pyralspite's nose right up until his brain screeches to a halt. Dave moves so fast one would think he flash stepped. His hands catch Terezi's wrists, just firm enough to stop her from pulling down the only thing between her and a public indecency charge.] No, no, it's fine. Keep'em for a while.

And put on some pants already!

[Terezi just cackles like a madman.] I wasn't actually gonna take them off! I just wanted to find out how you'd react to me attempting. [Although, Terezi has done plenty other things that borderline questionable.]

Get me my bag then! Because you're being such a gracious loser, I'll put my pants back on.

Uh huh. I believe you. [He walks over to her bag and snags it up. One, two. He trots over to her and presses it into her hands.] Pants delivery.

That is a very skeptical tone I hear! [She takes the pants frm him and eases her way down from Pyralspite so she can put her pants on.] Your underwear is comfortable! You might have to fight to get them back from me.

Why am I surprised? I feel like this was the outcome just rolling down and I was ignorant of it. [He sighs. Welp. There go his boxers. At least he has other pairs.]

It was the outcome you should have expected upon challenging me. Lay in the bed you have made! [But look how happy she looks, Dave? Can you really be upset when Terezi just looks so pleased?]

[Not really. He just stuffs his hands into his pockets and tries not to think about the lack of underwear on his lower half. No one can see.] Ok, ok. You win. So come on in, I ordered pizza and it showed up.

[he's going to climb back into the shower after getting a pair of boxers because this is uncomfortable.]

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