♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

voice

[searsblindly]

I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and lose your teeth.

[Again. Even.]

[Audio]

[searsblindly]

Wouldn't you like to know? Maybe. Maybe not.

Audio

[searsblindly]

Buckets is where the genetic material go into and you must be referring to the Mother Grubs!

They were funny! But they tastes great on my screen.

voice

[searsblindly]

You are a very thoughtful person. Perhaps I was mean to assume otherwise right on the get go. I don't think most would go through that kind of work for my sake.

I am willing to wait as long as the results are suitable.

voice; private

[usedshooshpap]

She'd put any subjuggulator to shame.

voice

[tendered]

I'm glad you think I'm very thoughtful. Most people would agree! One time, my best friend, Toshiro, said I am a little too thoughtful, but I'm not quite sure what he meant by that, you know? [ She nervously giggles. Oh, Momo, you truly are naive... ]

video

[timelymaid]

I'll answer any questions you have, but...yes, pretty much! I'm still catching up.

voice

[viiru2alert]

Down, puppy! No need to come on too strong now.

[Sniggering.]

video

[searsblindly]

Ugh! Why can't anything ever be done in a linear fashion! It's like our lives are doomed to never just going in a straight line.

voice; private

[searsblindly]

She could have them wrapped around her little pinky finger! I'd pay to hear that!

voice

[searsblindly]

I hope I'm around you when that monthly female human cycle comes around, Captor. Mark my words.

voice

[searsblindly]

They probably mean that you are too nice! Like you think too much for others and not enough for yourself. [She can guess why they'd say that.]

voice; private

[usedshooshpap]

What... Wouldn't pay to sniff or lick it?

video

[timelymaid]

Well, we weren't even born in a linear fashion if you think about it. But...I'm sort of used to it! I've never been able to do anything linearly. Being a time player sort of, you know, negates that option.

Re: voice

[viiru2alert]

Personally, I'm not too worried about it, Pyrope. Won't be much of a change!

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

I'll take that as an indication to stay at least five feet away from you at all times.

voice

[tendered]

If that's what they mean, I disagree. It's much better to think for others and stuff, because then they think of you. [ Or that's what she's expecting anyways. ]

Audio

[plushaeusrumpified]

Y'know I still don't fucking understand it. Why do they go in buckets? Wouldn't it be easier to just like... I dunno, fuck the 'Mother Grub' directly?

Smuppets are fucking awesome, there's nothing funny about them.

But you're right, they do taste good.

video

[searsblindly]

Even my powers kept in a linear sense! At least I didn't make it difficult for myself like everyone else did when contacting the humans! It was funny for me though.

voice; private

[searsblindly]

Not here! Everything here kind of tastes gross. I mean, I licked my arm earlier out of curiosity and it was not that great.

Back home would be a different story though.

voice

[searsblindly]

Maybe I'll ask the Rose human! I heard she is quite the lady when she is doing her female cycle!

[Audio]

[searsblindly]

That's rude! It's not like I can actually tell how far someone is from me as is.

Audio

[searsblindly]

I'm pretty sure that would be a rather heinous act! Plus, you'd still be doing that in front of the Imperial Drones! Gross!

I really like the red and orange ones! Those were my favorite.

voice

[searsblindly]

But then they might walk all over you and take advantage of your kindness!

voice

[viiru2alert]

We all heard, TZ.

[Smirk. Even though Turrezy can't see it.]