searsblindly | ♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Current Location: New Bark Town

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

From:

timelymaid

I'll answer any questions you have, but...yes, pretty much! I'm still catching up.

From:

searsblindly

Ugh! Why can't anything ever be done in a linear fashion! It's like our lives are doomed to never just going in a straight line.

From:

timelymaid

Well, we weren't even born in a linear fashion if you think about it. But...I'm sort of used to it! I've never been able to do anything linearly. Being a time player sort of, you know, negates that option.

From:

searsblindly

Even my powers kept in a linear sense! At least I didn't make it difficult for myself like everyone else did when contacting the humans! It was funny for me though.

From:

timelymaid

Watching everyone else troll themselves by being non-linear, you mean?

[ YEAH. The time player on the troll side thought that entire mess was complete nonsense and said so, although she also...didn't get that involved, being a robot and dead. ]

From:

searsblindly

I think Karkat was the funnest considering he got so angry the entire time! It was pretty amusing!

[Mostly because she could tease them about it.]

From:

timelymaid

Well that's what he got for starting at the very end! I could have told him that would go poorly.

[ Because time player.

...Actually she did log her disapproval of the plan to start with, but yeah. ]

From:

searsblindly

Everyone could have told him, and he wouldn't have listened! Are we even surprised about this?

[The right answer is no. No one is surprised.]

From:

timelymaid

I think most of us did, but he didn't. And I'm not surprised, no! But I'm amused, for sure.

From:

searsblindly

He'll eventually learn. [They can hope.]

Edited (HTML) Date: 2013-04-18 03:11 pm (UTC)

From:

timelymaid

Will he? [ Teasing, mostly. But... ] I think Karkat isn't so bad as he is, though.

From:

searsblindly

I just like picking on him, Aradia.

From:

timelymaid

You're probably the best at it! You are a master in the art of picking on Karkat.

From:

searsblindly

It's not my fault that most of our friends actually suck at trolling!

From:

timelymaid

Perhaps you should offer lessons!

From:

searsblindly

Some of them are hopeless cases, Aradia. I wouldn't want to get their hopes up.

From:

timelymaid

That's true...and those who aren't can generally troll pretty well already!

From:

searsblindly

Like you and I! Let's be honest! We are pretty high on the trolling echeladder.

From:

timelymaid

That's why we always did well in games! [ She won't front, she does troll people. ]

From:

searsblindly

If only the rest of us took a few pointers. They'd be just as successful as we have. [And maybe not dead. But that's a different story.]

From:

timelymaid

Well, maybe. It takes a certain amount of natural talent, too! [ She's mostly teasing. She died several times herself... ]

From:

searsblindly

I guess not everyone can be as talented as you and I! But they could at least try a little harder to reach our levels.

From:

timelymaid

Perhaps we should start giving them lessons.

By trolling them, of course.

From:

searsblindly

That is a perfect and wonderful idea, Aradia! But not yet. They might catch on if we do it so soon to this conversation. Perhaps in the future when they least expect us to do something.