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♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

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...TZ. Okay. Stop.

[God. Looking down, it seems like Aradia's already gotten to her... and signed him up to make a stupid app for Terezi's ease of use. Wow. He would have done it anyway, but... wow.]

Look. It's not a world of nothing. You're a human, and as a human you only have the powers and capabilities of a human. I got the same treatment, honest. [Those motherfuckers.] In the meantime, uh, try... explaining to your Dratini? Maybe it can help you. Fuck, I dunno.

[Wow. Well at least she's kept some of her weird. He would feel disturbed if she looked anything remotely close to generic or 'normal'.]

Of course you get to meet him. We're going on a journey to see him live and in action.

Tilt your device to the left, would you? [Where the hell is she in the town?]

None taken! I enjoy it, anyway. Actually, I should have a dragon next month - Charmander. You can have one of those if you like, to see what sort of Breeder I am!

Not many of us are, really. Most of us are trainers! I'm with Sollux and Jake and Dirk, and all three of them are trainers.

Yeah she'll be fine. Once I can get her inside to wait without freezing her ass off.

[That text and that voice are kind of familiar...]

Terezi? Wow, it's been a while since the last time you were here!

[gdi guys give him a break]

Well fuck you too, Ter!

D--> Miss Pryope

D--> Wait
D--> Shoot
D--> Pardon my language
D--> Just a moment

[A second or so later, the Gear's audio kicks on.]

Miss Pryope. I might welcome you to this world, but I suspect condolences for your rather sudden poor circumstances may be more appropriate.

[Kanaya hesitates before she speaks, because it hadn't occurred to her that Terezi might actually lose her ability to 'see' if she ever arrived. But there it was. So she's skimmed the rest of the conversations first.]

Terezi. Welcome to Pokebeast land. It is good to hear from you.

I think everyone else has filled you in on most of the big things, but I was just wondering what is the last thing you recall from back home?

... Oh. It's you. The one with no respect for personal space.

As far as entrances go, I'd say this takes the cake for funniest. No offense- though I'm well aware you're probably gonna take offense.

Anyway. Bro Strider at your service, you sound like you need help. Well I can't really help you considering I'm fuck-all far away, but I can at least tell you shit about the place if you need it.

I have a quick question though. Why the fuck are you licking shit?

Of course I want one! I'm going to have all the dragons! All of them, Aradia! [She's so excited about having dragons. Gosh.]

I'm probably a trainer! Like anyone would want me in charge of breeding these things. I can't even see what they look like! [She'd just pair them up and tell them to have babies or something.]

[Terezi just cackles.]

You get offended too easily! I might actually miss you a little bit. It gets really boring on the meteor sometimes!

I think it should be fairly simple to get a lot of them pretty quickly, actually. A lot of our friends have really big rosters!

[ Aradia does too. She. Has egg buying problems. ] I know for a fact Karkat has several, and so do Rose and John!

You probably wouldn't really enjoy it, I don't think! It's a bit...nitpicky? Nitpicky is a word, right?

[She considers pressing her tongue to her device. She tries to resist such urge. Terezi fails to resist and runs her tongue over the screen. She makes a face. Wow, that tasted like a whole lot of nothing!]

Will I get to learn how to be as cool as your lusus? Will he teach me his ways?

[She tilts it slightly. Mind you, she's sitting outside.] Is that tilted enough to your satisfaction, coolkid?

I'm always calm! A law abiding troll such as myself is never not calm! I have to be calm for everyone's sake!

[Okay, no. She wasn't calm, but shut up. That's what.]

[Terezi does. That's who.]

I know that! I'm not dumb enough to not know that! Why else would everything smell normal and no one I know is around me anyways!

WHO AM I SPEAKING TOO?

It is definitely a world of nothing! This is terrible. I can no longer enjoy my favorite colors like I want too. I'm calling sabotage. Sabotage to my defenseless senses!

[Where is her Dratini anyways. Do these things actually understand what you say to them?] What do I tell her? I think she's a she. I'm supposed to wait until someone picks me up. I'm supposed to be picked up!

This is the worst journey. At least we had chalk and cans on the meteor.

I don't remember being here!!!

Does that happen often?

Wow, it's like everyone just came here without telling me! I'm kind of offended about this.

How do they intend for me to go on this stupid journey anyways? [She can't even get out of town, much less do anything a functional Pokemon trainer can at the moment.]

The stupid human had beaten up Meenah and the other two left! I really hope I'm not somehow behind. I was happy when things were on linear and I'd like to keep it that way!

[Timelines are too hard.]

You're the mind person who tastes like orange soda! I can't enjoy your orange soda scent anymore, though.

I am so offended right now! You cannot be more offended than I am!!!

[She cackles a bit.] You're Dave's lusus, aren't you? You're going to teach me to be a coolkid right? [Noooo, she has no drawings to ask if this is Bro. The world is hard. :(] Dave is picking me up as we speak! I have to wait here for an entire day though. You think traveling would be more sufficient than that!

Because I have a very serious disease where I require the need to taste everything around me! Are you going to make fun of my disease along with my disability? That's super uncool. I would have expected you to be cooler, but here you are being the most uncool! [ >:[]

I'm pretty sure Dave will give me some if I ask! He better.

Karkat has dragons and he isn't telling me?! [LOOK HOW AFFRONTED SHE LOOKS.] If I wasn't such a good friend, that would be deserving of a hanging for withholding information of that caliber to me!

As someone who represents the law, we're supposed to be nitpicky!!! But I probably wouldn't. Breeding was more of Kanaya's thing.

I think he probably would! Dave's nice.

He has a Deino, a Haxorus, Altaria - actually, I could spot you a Swablu sometime, too, that's the first form of Altaria - Garchomp, Dragonair, Salamence, and Charmander! [ ...He texted her a list of his entire roster, Aradia keeps tabs on this sort of thing! ]

Kanaya is actually a breeder! Out of all of us, me, Kanaya, Nepeta, Rose and Rose's human lusus are the only breeders.

You are ahead of many people here, but behind myself and Aradia as far as time lines are concerned. Okay.

...Is someone coming to assist you? I think I am too far away to do so.

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[voice] you obivously missed it on purpose!

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