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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
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Date: 2013-02-01 06:39 pm (UTC)[Oh, troll lingo. Alright, you're a troll then. H'okay, gotta be careful not to accidentally flirt with you.]
Yeah, I'm his lusus or whatever. And yep, your coolkid lesson starts right the fuck now. Your first lesson is don't question my coolness, because that is the single most uncool thing you could possibly fuckin' do. I ain't makin' fun of you, you're just kinda weird. But that isn't a bad thing.
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Date: 2013-02-01 07:17 pm (UTC)[voice]
Date: 2013-02-01 07:44 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-01 09:50 pm (UTC)You know, I hadn't noticed that before? About none of the guys being breeders. I think there's a way to apply for a change, but I've never minded my position, so! I still get to challenge gyms if I want, and I can explore and stuff.
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Date: 2013-02-02 02:28 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2013-02-02 08:04 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-04 07:13 pm (UTC)They're probably trying to make all the females swoon with their good battling skills! All the flush crushes they can get. [Terezi cackles.] I think you're find as a Breeder! Don't worry your little morbid faerie rumpus!
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:15 pm (UTC)Except I'll have to kill you if you do that again, so you better not. A just hanging for such outlandish tactics, Eridan! You know the drill.
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:17 pm (UTC)Swoon, coolkid! You just can't say things like that and not be there to catch me!
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:19 pm (UTC)But tell me more about this Team Rocket. [Of course she wants to know.]
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:21 pm (UTC)Is there any upside to being one?
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:23 pm (UTC)I'll get it replaced, of course!
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:25 pm (UTC)[voice]
Date: 2013-02-04 07:26 pm (UTC)Of course! No one would want to leave a poor human girl like me all by my lonesome!
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:27 pm (UTC)Team Rocket is a band of outlaws. No doubt you'll want to do something about that. There's a group dedicated to disrupting their plans and protecting others from them, since the local authorities seem inept at capturing the culprits. They have been responsible for destruction of public property on a massive scale, spreading a mutagenic disease, and theft of Pokémon.
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:27 pm (UTC)Audio
Date: 2013-02-04 07:30 pm (UTC)I'm not weird. You humans are weird. You're pink and squishy and you don't bleed colors like us! It is very weird. And you don't have horns and there's just a lot of things that make you weird! It is an enjoyable, and tasty weird that I can no longer enjoy.
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:33 pm (UTC)Why would you tell me about how they look like that. I can't see! Telling a blind person things they can't do! How rude can you get. That's so mean. Now I'm going to have to wonder what my first Pokebeast is and never actually getting to know because I can't see! [She almost sounds like she might cry.]
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:40 pm (UTC)Ah, yes. Speaking of being human. There are probably some things you will need to know about that.
[Does Kanaya sound awkward and reluctant to be broaching this subject? Why yes!]
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:41 pm (UTC)You know me so well, Karkat! Of course I want to do something about it. Such actions like that deserve to be dealt with in a proper manner. I know proper manners that I'm sure not many others would partake in.
[voice]
Date: 2013-02-04 07:43 pm (UTC)What? [>:?]
[voice]
Date: 2013-02-04 07:45 pm (UTC)[A hesitation.]
Have you taken a moment to review the biological shifts that have come from being transformed into a soft, pink mammal?
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Date: 2013-02-04 07:55 pm (UTC)[ he likes his beasties, okay? ]
Talk to Riku if you want in on the group endeavors. He's been here for an entire sweep. Two human years. There's nothing about this place he doesn't know.
Whatever you do, just don't get caught, Terezi. You're very human now.
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Date: 2013-02-04 09:35 pm (UTC)Oh hell to the no, I think you're mistaken. It's definitely you that's the weird one. You can't just arrive and lick everything and not be the weird one. That ain't how life works. I'm sorry to say, but your witchy licky powers just don't work here.
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Date: 2013-02-04 09:41 pm (UTC)From what I know, we're just cute, weak and useless. We'd probably be the bottom of the food chain compared to the other species out there.