♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

voice; 1/2

[timelymaid]

[ wait a second ]

[voice]

[roemance]

Hey Ter.

1/?? I'm sorry for your inbox already.

[moveslikestrider]

[The text catches his eye as he's sketching a sweet bro and hella jeff comic with a pencil. It's a lot harder to make something as shitty as possible by your own hand.

H-]

1/2

[papshooshing]

[ bawwww Terezi. 8'(

like Karkat needs more potential drama or tension in his life. then again, it really is sort of good to hear her voice. and honestly? without knowing where she is on the time line, it's really hard to know where they presently... stand.

anxiety. so much anxieeeety. ]

ACTION ALL UP IN HERE

[hottiewithabodice]

Jeepers creepers, why all the yellin'? I d-don't think that device'll be any more u-useful if you shout at it.

[video]; sorry Misaki might be bit of a bitch

[brokenmemories]

[Sheesh, what's with all that yelling? It's really irritating. And is she just tasting random stuff? Who does that kind of stuff?]

You're in a whole new world, that's what. It's probably way different than where you came from.

voice

[viiru2alert]

...TZ. Okay. Stop.

[God. Looking down, it seems like Aradia's already gotten to her... and signed him up to make a stupid app for Terezi's ease of use. Wow. He would have done it anyway, but... wow.]

Look. It's not a world of nothing. You're a human, and as a human you only have the powers and capabilities of a human. I got the same treatment, honest. [Those motherfuckers.] In the meantime, uh, try... explaining to your Dratini? Maybe it can help you. Fuck, I dunno.

[voice]

[eclectical]

[That text and that voice are kind of familiar...]

Terezi? Wow, it's been a while since the last time you were here!

[Text => Audio]

[iownahoofbeast]

D--> Miss Pryope


D--> Wait
D--> Shoot
D--> Pardon my language
D--> Just a moment

[A second or so later, the Gear's audio kicks on.]

Miss Pryope. I might welcome you to this world, but I suspect condolences for your rather sudden poor circumstances may be more appropriate.

[voice] How did I miss this?

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya hesitates before she speaks, because it hadn't occurred to her that Terezi might actually lose her ability to 'see' if she ever arrived. But there it was. So she's skimmed the rest of the conversations first.]

Terezi. Welcome to Pokebeast land. It is good to hear from you.

I think everyone else has filled you in on most of the big things, but I was just wondering what is the last thing you recall from back home?

[Audio]

[shippingmath]

... Oh. It's you. The one with no respect for personal space.

Audio

[plushaeusrumpified]

As far as entrances go, I'd say this takes the cake for funniest. No offense- though I'm well aware you're probably gonna take offense.

Anyway. Bro Strider at your service, you sound like you need help. Well I can't really help you considering I'm fuck-all far away, but I can at least tell you shit about the place if you need it.

I have a quick question though. Why the fuck are you licking shit?

voice

[tendered]

What? Your taste was turned off? [ She's not very sure what she's getting at. ] Of course it'd taste metallic, it is metal. To help you out, you're in Johto, it's a world that's filled with powerful and cute creatures called pokémon!