♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

[voice]

[roemance]

Relax I'm not goin' to fuckin' kill anyone Ter.

So are you totally blind now or what?

[moveslikestrider]

Don't worry, I'll be there before you know it.

And you're going there so you don't freeze your ass off while you wait. Door's up ahead, you'll get there in four steps.

video

[timelymaid]

[ Aradia's not going to argue the point, although she likes ghost and fossil types. ]

Well, John and Karkat at least probably aren't doing that!

[voice]

[eclectical]

The only punishment I've even heard of for crimes here is community service...

voice

[tendered]

[ Momo's voice raises several octaves as she shrinks in fear. ]

I-I'm so sorry! You just said you wanted me to describe what cute meant and I didn't know and I just thought you should know that most pokémon are really-! I'm just super! I really want you to know I'm really sorry! Please don't cry!

What's your first pokémon anyways?! Maybe if it's a psychic type it can give you an image of itself in your own mind!

voice

[viiru2alert]

[He sniggers.]

Lazy.

video

[searsblindly]

Why do you say that? Not that I wouldn't be surprised about Karkat!

[voice]

[searsblindly]

Not on my watch you aren't!

No! I obviously can see. Everything is so beautiful and human!

[searsblindly]

[WHAM!

He may have said that too late. The pokegear is on the floor and she's sitting on the ground with her face in her hands. Ow.]

I THINK I FOUND THE DOOR.

voice; private

[searsblindly]

I understand that, but we also have a lot to do back on the meteor! I was interested in what Meenah and Aranea have to say.

[She is quite attached to her dragon already, thankyouverymuch.]

I will keep that in mind, but I think I need a stronger team before I can just go out back to dealing with vile people again!

Don't worry, Karkat! I'm not stupid. [And she honestly doesn't think she can do much right now given her state anyways. She doesn't want to fuck up because she ran straight into something blind. Literally.]

[video]

[searsblindly]

Kind of, yeah! But you humans aren't that terrible! At least, I think you must have some good qualities since our session created the human universe!

Re: voice

[searsblindly]

I'm not being lazy! I am merely using my resources available! I am being resourceful! Why would I not use at what is at my disposal. That would be such a waste.

[voice]

[searsblindly]

What is community service and why is that a proper punishment?

[voice]

[searsblindly]

No. Not really. I kind of had other things on the top of my priority list than to figure out how a female human body works!

Audio

[searsblindly]

You think so highly of me! Should I be charmed?

You are the weird ones! You aren't exactly what we were expecting when we created your universe after all! It's nothing like Alternia.

And now you're making fun of my abilities again! I am hurt. Again!

voice

[searsblindly]

[Hahah. Yes. Good. She's not actually offended or upset, but she'll play along because she's totally got them under her finger.]

I thought it would be obvious with how I was going about things! I am not gonna cry, but I am still hurt by your words! I wish I could see them, but I can't!

It's a Dratini. A dragon type, because dragons are my specialty!

[voice]

[wontturntostone]

Hrm.

Then I am going to suggest you find somewhere private and take a moment to do so.

I will wait.

[voice]

[searsblindly]

This sounds like a great idea, Kanaya. You're lucky that Dave lead me to a building already! [With some repercussions.]

[voice]

[wontturntostone]

Good. It's too cold here to be waiting outside regardless.

Let me know when you are...uh...finished. There are some things you will need to know.

[voice]

[searsblindly]

I'm already tired of being a human.

[Wait for it.] What is it?

[voice]

[wontturntostone]

That is a feeling that never really goes away.

It is the human female reproductive organ. Which is only specifically important to you because, due to our age, there are side effects to possessing one.

Unpleasant side effects.

[Kanaya is desperately trying to find a way to explain this without explaining this.]

[video]

[brokenmemories]

Wait what?

Your people created our universe?

[voice]

[searsblindly]

I am so happy to be blind! I don't want to know what it looks like! It's kind of scary. [Humans are so weird, ohmygod.]

What kind of side effects? Is this like a creature you see in those shitty monster movies?

[voice]

[wontturntostone]

No. [She hesitates.] Not precisely, anyway.

Once a month you will bleed from it. Not enough to kill you though. And you will undergo cramps and feel as if you are somewhat larger than you actually are, which they call Bloating.

And be irritable, if Rose is any indication.

[video]

[searsblindly]

Our session created the human universe that also had a session! It might be different though because it seems like we're dealing with a lot of different universes, I think!

That, or you're dead!