♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

Don't worry, I'll be there before you know it.

And you're going there so you don't freeze your ass off while you wait. Door's up ahead, you'll get there in four steps.

[searsblindly]

[WHAM!

He may have said that too late. The pokegear is on the floor and she's sitting on the ground with her face in her hands. Ow.]

I THINK I FOUND THE DOOR.

[moveslikestrider]

[He just puts a hand over his face.] Yeah you did. You ok?

[searsblindly]

I'm fine! It hurt more than it would have because I am human, but it wasn't that bad. [She pats the ground, trying to find her pokegear. Oh, hello Pyralspite. What's that? You picked it up for her already? You are best dragon.

But now she has to find the door knob.] This sucks.

[moveslikestrider]

Yeah. I'm sorry this place yanked your trollness. Reach out with your left hand and lean forward a little. Pat the flat surface you come in contact with.

[searsblindly]

[Continues to pat about. She's getting there at least.] This is stupid and embarrassing.