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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:24 am (UTC)
plushaeusrumpified: (Where's Murdoc?)
From: [personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
Swoon harder, I can't feel it.

And wow, no. Pails aren't more convenient. How is it more convenient than being able to dumb it right into the source?

Yes. Puppet porno. Pornography with beautiful, plush rumped puppets.

[voice]

Date: 2013-02-14 06:06 pm (UTC)
wontturntostone: (Oh I just give up that's ridiculous go a)
From: [personal profile] wontturntostone
No. I think we are considered too young for the process, regardless of our intent, anyway.

[voice]

Date: 2013-02-14 08:20 pm (UTC)
eclectical: (uh... thats nice i guess?)
From: [personal profile] eclectical
Well, they hijacked a train last year, for one thing.

voice; private

Date: 2013-02-15 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] papshooshing
Exactly. There's still a chance of success though, and that's cool. I can respect that. People have important shit that they need to do. I can get behind that too.

[ but he's just kind of there. on the sidelines. there's nothing special or necessary about him. 8V sort of... Dave might have helped a little, but not enough to completely change his mind on the matter. ]

A-anyway. Just do yourself a favor and lock yourself up in some kind of small fortress when that "event" occurs.

voice

Date: 2013-02-15 03:52 pm (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Default)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
I wasn't aware.

[yes he was]

voice

Date: 2013-02-15 05:10 pm (UTC)
tendered: (THESE SHOES ARE WORTH MY FIRST BORN)
From: [personal profile] tendered
They're hard to get but I know I can definitely get one if I try hard enough! I definitely will! Maybe I'll just buy and egg and send it to you...

Hehe! Good! I bet he'll be super adorable and the best dragon to ever be in Johto!

video

Date: 2013-02-15 09:01 pm (UTC)
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (Default)
From: [personal profile] timelymaid
Yes! He's been here for...well, a pretty long time, though.

[Audio]

Date: 2013-02-16 02:37 am (UTC)
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Let me guess, you're volunteering yourself.

voice; private

Date: 2013-02-18 02:39 am (UTC)
usedshooshpap: (I)
From: [personal profile] usedshooshpap
I have no idea anymore. Is it even fucking worth it...

[ MOVING ON. ]

Let's just say, I heard Rose just have at the public.

voice

Date: 2013-02-18 04:57 am (UTC)
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Know-it-all ♊ and ii cant be a2ked)
From: [personal profile] viiru2alert
Your deductive mastery strikes again. I never would have expected you to figure out something that I pretty much clearly stated through the simplest laws of sarcasm.

[slowclap.]

video

Date: 2013-02-18 06:47 am (UTC)
timelymaid: art by <user name="qeti" site="tumblr.com"> (= dolled up. yes?)
From: [personal profile] timelymaid
Vanitas! He's from a different world than any of us, so you wouldn't know him just yet.

Audio

Date: 2013-02-19 07:16 pm (UTC)
plushaeusrumpified: (that it's not you it's me)
From: [personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
Well tell me more about your birth process. The only thing I ever really picked up is that it involves buckets, a mother thing or whatever, and sounds vaguely incestuous if I remember right.

And yeah, those. Those beautiful creatures. I love them.

[Audio]

Date: 2013-02-20 02:28 am (UTC)
shippingmath: <user name="davesass"> art by <user name="rumminov" site="tumblr.com"> (It seems you think I'm a douche.)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Hence the guess. Was I wrong?

voice

Date: 2013-02-20 06:42 am (UTC)
tendered: (Ignore the mess in the bathroom)
From: [personal profile] tendered
I think I'll try to catch one, so you can get the pokémon right away rather than wait for it to hatch, which might just cause more frustration. [ She'd be impatient for such a wonderful pokémon if she was blind too... ]
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