Terezi Pyrope (
searsblindly) wrote2013-01-21 03:22 pm
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♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎
H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
[voice]
Once a month you will bleed from it. Not enough to kill you though. And you will undergo cramps and feel as if you are somewhat larger than you actually are, which they call Bloating.
And be irritable, if Rose is any indication.
[voice]
[Weh weh.] I do not want to be a female human anymore!
[voice]
You are not alone in that assessment.
[voice]
How come this is only a female human thing?
[voice]
Rose indicated it has something to do with their species requiring one of each individual sex to breed.
[voice]
That's stupid.
[voice]
And unless you have sex with a human male, you can't actually have that happen.
[voice]
But how do you know when you're having sex?
[voice]
[Kanaya hesitates.]
...there is probably a guide somewhere.
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The relationship is possible, it just won't create a situation that will result in offspring, not without external assistance.
Ah...I don't know why, though. Because human biology is stupid, I suppose.
[voice]
Also, extremely biased. It's a good thing that I don't think I want to have an offspring via human ways!
Not that I wanted offspring in the first place because it's not my job to raise trolls! That's what lusus are for.
[voice]
[Well, she didn't know, exactly. It just sounded weird.]
But yes, the entire situation is exceedingly biased, and I don't like it at all.
[voice]
It's still stupid.
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