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Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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Rose! [Rose knows human marrying right? Perfect.] Are you going to tell me the rituals for human marriage?

I want to know what this human married stuff is all about!

Of course I am, and I happen to be very good authority on the subject. John and I are going to be human married, so I know all about it.

[[Terezi. Terezi you should stop now. She's just going to troll you.]]

Let's take this to a private line so we can't spoil anything for your human mate.

[[A tease to Dave? You bet. Private tiems!]]

Now don't let him discourage you. He's just shy about these things. Meaning you have to make your approaches very over the top.

You and John are going to be human married? When was this?

[Whattttt.]

Okay. So I have to be very forward when I want to get human married with Dave! Explain to me all these marriage rituals humans do to become married!

[She honestly thinks this is some friendship ritual thing if John and Rose are getting human married and Dave and Jane might get human married.]

What is it exactly if Dave's lusus said Dave is getting human married to Jane? Can you get human married more than once?

We are. He performed the most important ritual of all about a year ago, and we've been engaged ever since. I'll explain engaged in a bit.

And yes, you have to be very forward with Dave. He's just so bashful and demure - you know how he is. He always has to be mister cool. Not that he isn't, but he's just not very well acquainted with such affectionate rituals!

[[Should she really do this to Dave? She's not sure. She's going to anyway though.]]

Our Lusus is mostly teasing him because of how much time they spend together and how Jane basically has Dave wrapped around her fingers. He's completely whipped, which is usually a good indicator that they are perfect candidates for human marriage. If you can get a guy to do anything for you, courting him shouldn't be a problem.

And sometimes. That depends on the person really.

Does it matter who performs the ritual first?

[Dave really shouldn't have told Terezi to listen to Rose.] I do not want to cramp on his coolkid style, but I want to do this human married thing too!

So does that mean that I cannot get human married with him because he is not wrapped around my finger? Are we not compatible for this ritual? How do you know if you're compatible for it?

Not at all. You would not be cramping his style in the least. And of course not! It will take time for any girl to get a guy to that state. It just means you need to spend a lot of time with him. Maybe bake him things, or make him things. Courting can be a very complicated dance, but it's definitely worth it.

And sometimes it's a little difficult to tell if you're compatible or not, that's why you have to try!

But we've already spent a lot of time! All the Can Towns we've made. How long does it take for it to be the right time to be human married? And you guys make fun of our quadrants being too hard!

You haven't actually told me what human married is, Rose! I feel like you're withholding very important information from me.

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