searsblindly | ♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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... If you borked his ability to have babies, I'm not sure whether I should be sad or glad.

What do you mean?

Terezi. I wasn't asleep on the job. Can we not talk about this. Especially not over the network. [He has pride. And bro is already laughing.]

Dude, no.

You were kind of all tuckered out it seemed! How was I supposed to know whether you were or not! [She doesn't understand. >:[]

It's a fox. Mosty black and red.

[ not touching the ball throwing to the sack. Poor Dave. ]

Dude. In person talk for this. Not over the network. Where are you? Wait. Oh shit. Did anyone explain human bodies to you at all.

If you know what a fox looks like, think of it as like...a small, black and red baby version of it.

I think when it evolves, it becomes more humanoid with a crazy hairdo.

What if I named it after you! You're black and red for the most part. [She cackles.

But hey, it should also mean a lot because it's her first hatched Pokemon and her second Pokemon in general.]

Kind of! Kanaya told me a little, but it wasn't all that helpful! I know that I have a scary female body. Does that count?

Well, I'm in town! I haven't left yet, but I can't give you an exact location.

Oh my god. No one told you-

[Fuckkkkkkk.]

Okay. Hang on. I'll get on Lady B and come find you.

[Not a dragon, but it is her and she is so very attached to all her little pokebeasts.]

I think I know exactly what to name it then. Hehehe. How many types of pokebeasts are there. There seems to be quite a lot!

Do you mean the part where I become an irritable human female because my body decides to start ejecting blood? I know about that too and I am not happy about it! [She is going to be a monster the first time it comes around.]

I have stopped walking.

Only the PokeGod knows.

Last time I read, there were at least 600 different kinds discovered so far.

I am glad I have no intention of trying to catch them all. That's a lot!

I mean you totally balled him in the balls. Now he might not be able to have any sproglets of his own.

What? I'm just saying. I'm not sure if I want you to have babies or not.

I what him in the what?

I thought only female humans can get human pregnant! Does that mean that male humans can also have human grubs inside them? Is that what they're called? Sproglets? I was told that they were called babies! Or is it different depending on if it is male or female? That's a dumb name for human grubs though!

Edited 2013-02-05 20:22 (UTC)

Shouldn't that be my decision? Pretty sure I decide where the love batter goes, ok.

I--

[Oh. Oh now we're talking. Initiating troll mode.

He sighs dramatically.]

No one told you? The kinds female humans have are called babies. The kind the boys cook up are called sproglets. It may be dumb, but that's just how it is.

And you hit him in the balls. The testicles. That sack below his dingaling. The key part in creating sproglets.

[She doesn't know better. Fuck you.]

But then why do only females eject blood? How come males don't! That doesn't make any sense. I need more evidence about these sproglets!

Oh no. How do I fix them? [She sure is asking how to fix testicles. Oh no.]

Love batter.

[Oh Jesus Christ.]

You've been spending too much time with Jane. Now it all makes sense. You've been whipping up the mix for some babycakes with her, haven't you?

[Oh gross, period talk. H'okay. He can do this.]

That's because the whole birth thing is more traumatic than female birth, so biology decided to spare dudes that particular pain in the dick every month. Instead, they just have to deal with squeezing a watermelon out of a hole the size of a pea.

They're gonna need some tender love and care in order to make a full recovery.

There's a reason why that happens. [Said before she can clearly hear the sound of hoof beats. His gear clicks off and he pulls Rapidash up close to her before slipping off his Pokemon's back.]

Uh. What else did she tell you about this?

Oh my god, no! Will you stop fixating on that! It's like you're performing arranged marriage here.

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