♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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audio; I was waiting for this.

[moveslikestrider]

[You know what. He's going for broke.]

Would you rather I say I give'em a little slice of some sweet vanilla?

happy to oblige.

[ghostytrainer]

...actually yes. I have to admit, that one is pretty clever.

\o/

[moveslikestrider]

I could go on. I have a million of these.

[ghostytrainer]

Somehow I am not surprised.

[Somehow.]

I'm good though, promise. But if I ever need a creative word for my jizz, I promise you will be the first one I call.

[moveslikestrider]

You'd better. Though you could always ask Rose.

[ghostytrainer]

Iiiiii think I'll take my chances with you. No offense to Rose or anything.

[That is just really not a topic of conversation he even wants to THINK about having with her right now.]

[moveslikestrider]

She might start quoting some terrible novel at you. Or do that grin that makes part of you die inside.

[ghostytrainer]

And there you go, listing two of the reasons why I'm sticking to you, bro.

[moveslikestrider]

What are the other reasons?

[ghostytrainer]

Maybe some day I will tell you.

[Oh no. You'll just laugh at him again like you did when he told you he thinks Mom is scarier than Bro. He's stopping and thinking before opening his mouth this time.]

[moveslikestrider]

Come on, don't leave me hanging after you dangle that in front of me.

[ghostytrainer]

Speaking of dangling, how are you holding up? Sounds like Terezi almost managed to catch the rare and elusive Famjewels pokemon.

[Hey let's talk about dicks, you like talking about those, right Dave?]

[moveslikestrider]

Beautiful lead in there, I almost had no idea what you were talking about. [You're not funny, John.]

I'm fine, thanks for asking. As are my balls.

[ghostytrainer]

[He's hysterical.]

Hey, you just left it sitting right there for me. Had to take it. Also glad to hear it.

[moveslikestrider]

And best bros always have to inquire about shit like that. Go like, so Dave I hear you took a hit to your dick does it still work. Naturally the answer is going to be yeah sure it works.

[What is he even talking about, anymore.]

[ghostytrainer]

Wouldn't be doing my job properly if I didn't, dude. If best bros don't watch out for each other's nuts, who will?

[What are either of them talking about anymore?]

[moveslikestrider]

That's an excellent question. Does this mean next time you'll take the hit for me. I mean since we're watching out for them.

[ghostytrainer]

[John can't help but cringe a little at that but like hell is he going to back down from...whatever the hell this is. Penis Chicken? Who fucking knows.]

I will jump in the way so heroically that slow-mo will actually become a real life function and also there will be some kind of anime dramatic line effects or something. My bro-love burns that strongly for you, Dave.

[Wait for it...]

Just once though. If she tries it again after that, I will just shove you out of the way or something. That works just as well, right?