♎ 4TH HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR CERULEAN CITY] ♎

[searsblindly]

Strider! Are you holding it steady?

[There's a loud roar from her Charizard in reply. The video feed is truly magnificent. Her Dragonite is lying on her stomach lazily as Terezi stands on top of her proudly. She doesn't have shoes on but she's holding her cane like it were a scepter and she's got her shirt and dragon cape on. She's also not wearing pants. Nope. No pants. Instead, she is showing off a pair of boxers with card suit designs printed on them. She is cackling and looking the most regal on top of her Dragonite.]

He thought I couldn't do it! But look. I have acquired the undergarments of one, Dave Strider, coolkid extraordinaire! I have done what no male or female has ever done before. I am now wearing my prize proudly upon my rump.

I think I enjoy this prize so much that he isn't getting it back? What do you think? Should I return this to him later or keep it as a reminder that he has been bested?

[She actually stole them while he was in the shower. But semantics. He never said she couldn't.

Yeah. If you're in Cerulean, you'll probably catch her walking around in said undergarments. Pants are for squares and for people who are socially acceptable in public.]

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[moveslikestrider]

[He should have seen this coming. Really. He should have known that climbing into the shower would end like this. Of course, he's completely unprepared. Pride dented, dignity buried somewhere he walks out in the pants he'd left on the bathroom floor and gives her a raised eyebrow. This is embarrassing.] It is dirty pool to steal a guy's underwear when he's off getting clean.

Not cool, Tz, not cool.

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[searsblindly]

You didn't tell me when or when I couldn't steal them! It was fair game because you didn't say otherwise!

[She cackles as she refuses to get down from Pyralspite's back. Pyralspite, who looks mostly bored. What a good mother. Dealing with her child's weird shenanigans even she when rather not.] Your pride has been hurt because I have your underwear!

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[moveslikestrider]

I don't have a clean pair to wear. Ok. [He just sinks down right beside Pyralspite. Clearly it's a good idea to sit down.]

Fine. You win. Weee. What now?

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[punches]

Was this an open competition?

[ Sakura no, don't go thinking about stealing the underwear of others just to say you can do it. ]

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[searsblindly]

It was a competition between him and I! But really. If you can best your best bro by acquiring his underwear, than obviously you are a true victor.

[Don't...encourage people Terezi.]

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[punches]

[ Best her best bro, huh? ]

How do you find out who your best bro is?

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[moveslikestrider]

It wasn't even supposed to be followed through. [Hi. This is the embarrassed loser.]

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[notchinese]

[Wait what. What was going on. Why was there a girl showing off her boxers on the camera. Does she have no shame.]

I didn't know panty raids existed in this place.

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[searsblindly]

[What is shame and why should she have it?]

Panty raid? [That sounds like a great thing she should look into doing.] Panty raids are noble competitions! Only the sneakiest can acquire such a large amount of undergarments right under someone's nose!

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[matini]

[Wooooow, this has been a great week for Dave! First the dye, and now Terezi stealing his boxers.

Dang, Mom has to be careful or she'll die from laughter.]

I think you should keep it, Terezi. You look good wearing them so proudly!

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[searsblindly]

[They are hers forever! Hersssss.]

I always knew I was meant for his underwear! He thought I couldn't handle such cooooooooooooool underwear, but he's wrong!

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[matini]

[Yes good!]

Well, I think you proved him wrong. Perhaps you could start up a collection?

[Mom why]

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[moveslikestrider]

Mom don't encourage her! [Yes, Dave's around. Dressed and everything. Subtly really embarrassed. Shut up.

Don't judge.]

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[usedswift]

[Tenten turns on the camera, but there's nothing to be heard for a good couple seconds. She's still gaping at this whole scene.]

You stole Dave's underwear.

[No, really, she's still staring.]

Did you at least, I don't know -- clean them or something before putting them on?

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[searsblindly]

Yes. I did steal his underwear! That was what this video was all about!

[>:?]

Should I have? It would take too long to show off my prize if I had to wash them first. He'd have figure it out by the time I clean them.

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[unended]

...was this an actual contest?

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[searsblindly]

He thought I couldn't do it, so yes! It was a challenge. That I have obviously succeeded in. Victory came to me just as it should have.

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[when_turks_fly]

[ Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. ]

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[searsblindly]

Yes! That is the sound I was waiting for. I am glad someone understands my true brilliance.

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[healium]

Hoo hoo hoo! Nicely done. Keep them, challenge him to try and take them back.

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[searsblindly]

But what if he eventually takes them back? I'd have to take them again! [Not steal. Take. She's not stealing. She just earned what was rightfully...hers.]

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[ghostytrainer]

[John was just getting out of work and minding his own business when suddenly: Terezi with no pants. What in the...]

[He's really not sure he wants to know but at the same time he is a bit concerned. He jogs over to her, his Audino at his heels.]

Uhh...Terezi? Don't take this the wrong way but where the hell are your pants?

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[searsblindly]

[Terezi is just going to sit atop of Pyralspite like the smuggest Dragon Tamer.]

They're in my bag! [Duh. Obviously.] If I wore pants, than people can't see the loot I've acquired just moments before.[Those aren't her underwear, John.]

[thevveribest]

Ter... as much as I don't giwe a shittin' fuck about Strider, you could benefit from hawin' some goddamn dignity.

By, ya know, not showin' the whole world your less than desirable ass. Just cos' you're blind, doesn't mean the rest of us wants to be.

[searsblindly]

This is why you'll never know what true glory is like, Eridan! You need to wear the skin of your enemies and show it off. I am doing just that! I am wearing it and showing it proudly.

And I wasn't even filming my rump, so I don't even know why you're talking about it! I'm smelling some ulterior motives to contacting me in my time of glory. I know that the ass of Justice is alluring, but we can't ever be.