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Terezi Pyrope ([personal profile] searsblindly) wrote2013-01-21 03:22 pm

♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I


[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
wontturntostone: (Sprite - Chat Chat)

[voice] How did I miss this?

[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-01-23 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kanaya hesitates before she speaks, because it hadn't occurred to her that Terezi might actually lose her ability to 'see' if she ever arrived. But there it was. So she's skimmed the rest of the conversations first.]

Terezi. Welcome to Pokebeast land. It is good to hear from you.

I think everyone else has filled you in on most of the big things, but I was just wondering what is the last thing you recall from back home?
wontturntostone: (Making all the god tiers swoon.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-01-26 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You are ahead of many people here, but behind myself and Aradia as far as time lines are concerned. Okay.

...Is someone coming to assist you? I think I am too far away to do so.
wontturntostone: (Always lighting the way.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-01-31 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If you follow the same path I have, you will fail to talk about it until it reveals itself in a catastrophic, emotionally draining fashion.

Good.
wontturntostone: (Sprite - Facepalm.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-04 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If you wish to avoid my fate, I would suggest broaching any particularly sensitive subjects, particularly ones involving romantic entanglements, early. Before they can punch you in the face unexpectedly.

Ah, yes. Speaking of being human. There are probably some things you will need to know about that.

[Does Kanaya sound awkward and reluctant to be broaching this subject? Why yes!]
wontturntostone: (Painfully Embarrassed)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-04 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you don't. It is an exceedingly unpleasant experience.

[A hesitation.]

Have you taken a moment to review the biological shifts that have come from being transformed into a soft, pink mammal?
wontturntostone: (Ho hum)

[voice]

[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm.

Then I am going to suggest you find somewhere private and take a moment to do so.

I will wait.
wontturntostone: (Sprite - Lineface)

[voice]

[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. It's too cold here to be waiting outside regardless.

Let me know when you are...uh...finished. There are some things you will need to know.
wontturntostone: (Sprite - Facepalm.)

[voice]

[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a feeling that never really goes away.

It is the human female reproductive organ. Which is only specifically important to you because, due to our age, there are side effects to possessing one.

Unpleasant side effects.

[Kanaya is desperately trying to find a way to explain this without explaining this.]
Edited 2013-02-05 19:46 (UTC)
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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No. [She hesitates.] Not precisely, anyway.

Once a month you will bleed from it. Not enough to kill you though. And you will undergo cramps and feel as if you are somewhat larger than you actually are, which they call Bloating.

And be irritable, if Rose is any indication.
wontturntostone: (Oh damn it.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently our bodies feel the need to 'prepare' to have a human spawn once a month, and if we fail to do so, it does this.

You are not alone in that assessment.
wontturntostone: (Oh I just give up that's ridiculous go a)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...I did not feel the need to ask about how that happens. I would rather not dwell upon it, to be honest.

Rose indicated it has something to do with their species requiring one of each individual sex to breed.
wontturntostone: (Sobbing.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently the human term for a grub is a baby.

And unless you have sex with a human male, you can't actually have that happen.
wontturntostone: (Sprite - No. Just No.)

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[personal profile] wontturntostone 2013-02-05 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I...

[Kanaya hesitates.]

...there is probably a guide somewhere.

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