♎ 1ST HANGING[TEXT/AUDIO/ACTION FOR NEW BARK TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

H(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I

[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

Comments

CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS ACTION

[hottiewithabodice]

Well maybe you aren't w-working it right. I mean I ain't no expert for sure, but mine works alright. [[She thinks for a moment.]]

Want to borrow my thingymajig? Maybe it'd work better for ya.

IT IS TOO MUCH ACTION FOR ME

[searsblindly]

You think so? [It's seriously not the device. It's Terezi. Jesus Christ.] That depends! Does your thing have stupid not working buttons too? [She holds out hers in a random direction. Still not in front of her. Welp.] Does yours look like this?