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[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]

THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?

WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]

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Date: 2013-02-05 10:00 pm (UTC)
shippingmath: <user name="fruitballs"> (take it easy bromide)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
No, but it is fucking disgusting.

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Date: 2013-02-09 02:47 am (UTC)
shippingmath: (pic#5587022)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Objectively speaking, anyone's tongue will be disgusting if they're using it to lick me.

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Date: 2013-02-16 02:37 am (UTC)
shippingmath: <user name="splinterself"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Let me guess, you're volunteering yourself.

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Date: 2013-02-20 02:28 am (UTC)
shippingmath: <user name="davesass"> art by <user name="rumminov" site="tumblr.com"> (It seems you think I'm a douche.)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Hence the guess. Was I wrong?

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Date: 2013-02-23 05:47 pm (UTC)
shippingmath: (you'll never understand the irony)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
I'll take that as an indication to stay at least five feet away from you at all times.

[Audio]

Date: 2013-03-02 04:13 pm (UTC)
shippingmath: (cool story bro)
From: [personal profile] shippingmath
Then you can't get offended by it.

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