♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I am not! I'm just going off what I've seen. Christ.

But if you think it ain't my business whose oven your love batter goes, it's completely my business. Just so you know.

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[searsblindly]

So basically, human males are big babies because they have stupid male reproduction parts that make for even more stupid named things! [Male humans are dumb. God.] You're basically just telling me why human male bodies are inferior since apparently you can't take the same monthly pain woman can! All of this is dumb!

How do I do that though?

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[tentacletrainer]

...I think you and Jane would be adorable. And I'm sure if anyone could appreciate your 'love batter', it would be her.

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[searsblindly]

Kanaya told me. [Something about reproducing and whatever. She doesn't want to think about it much.]

I guess what I needed to know! Your Bro has been telling me a lot of things about male humans though. [No he hasn't. She turns her attention to where she thinks she hears the noise.]

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[moveslikestrider]

Does this mean I have to strife for approval of baking rights? Is that what you're saying?

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[searsblindly]

What is arranged marriage and what is the difference between that and normal human marriage!

Can we get human married, Dave? Is that a thing we can do?

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[moveslikestrider]

[He never wants to hear love batter again. Ever.

Oh my god why are they teaming up on him??]


...


Can we not use that unfortunate phrasing. Let's call it something else. Or hey maybe drop the subject.

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[tentacletrainer]

Well I'm sure she would appreciate you giving her a string of pearls just as much.

[[Too damn late, Dave. She's jumped right into this and she's too deep to pull herself back out. Not that she'd want to.]]

[papshooshing]

[ flattering, TZ. But he snorts and is grateful for her blindness. Right now anyway. ]

Don't curse the fuzz ball before its really had a chance to live now.

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god.

Audio- Locked to Terezi

[plushaeusrumpified]

Blah blah blah, yeah I guess. You were made with bigger holes that accommodate babies. Biology decided fuck you and made us guys with little tiny specks for holes. So whatever. Say what you want about it. But sproglets are way better than babies. Just saying.

[He... has to think about this for a moment. The possibilities are endless.]

There are a few ways you could go about it. No matter what way you go about it, it's best to wait 'til he's asleep so that he's nice and relaxed. They like to hear nice things. You could get down there and whisper about them, encourage them to get better.

Or you could rub them. Nice and slow. That really makes 'em feel better. You could combine the two for max healing.

Finally, you could do what we've all learned you're good at by now, licky chick.

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[tentacletrainer]

If you want to get human married, you are going about it completely wrong, Terezi. There are certain rituals you have to perform before you can even approach such a subject with your human groom.

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[searsblindly]

Is that a yes or a no to being human married?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Christ all these baking references is making Bro wonder if Dave wouldn't fit in better with the Egberts at this rate.]

Yeah, maybe that's exactly what I'm saying.

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[searsblindly]

Rose! [Rose knows human marrying right? Perfect.] Are you going to tell me the rituals for human marriage?

I want to know what this human married stuff is all about!

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[moveslikestrider]

I don't want to know how you're coming up with these.

[searsblindly]

[She is totally naming it after Karkat.]

It isn't a curse! It will be strong like Pyralspite and it will be awesome! Maybe it'll be all grumpy like you too.

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[moveslikestrider]

Then it will be ages and ages before I go hey Bro I want to settle down, fight me on this.

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[tentacletrainer]

Of course I am, and I happen to be very good authority on the subject. John and I are going to be human married, so I know all about it.

[[Terezi. Terezi you should stop now. She's just going to troll you.]]

Let's take this to a private line so we can't spoil anything for your human mate.

[[A tease to Dave? You bet. Private tiems!]]

Now don't let him discourage you. He's just shy about these things. Meaning you have to make your approaches very over the top.

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[moveslikestrider]

Just listen to what Rose says about it. [There's that higher pitched embarrassed tone again.]

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[tentacletrainer]

Maybe I've looked up recipes for a love potion before.

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[moveslikestrider]

...[This is the record scratching on his happy life. It sounds like a scream.]

What has Bro been telling you.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

... You little shit.

By that time I might actually be ready to be a grandpappy.

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[brokenmemories]

I don't think its even possible, especially if you count the godly kind of pokemon.

Are there any specific kinds you might be looking for, though?

Audio- Locked to Terezi

[searsblindly]

What are the differences? [She doesn't get it...]

So I am supposed to do nice things to his human sack? But why does he have to be asleep for it? What is the difference! What if he is awake but relaxed?

You have to completely explain everything! You can't just say a few things and assume that everyone will get it. As someone who thrives on detail and explanation, you have to tell me everything. You're really bad at this explaining things!