♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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[moveslikestrider]

[He never wants to hear love batter again. Ever.

Oh my god why are they teaming up on him??]


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Can we not use that unfortunate phrasing. Let's call it something else. Or hey maybe drop the subject.

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[tentacletrainer]

Well I'm sure she would appreciate you giving her a string of pearls just as much.

[[Too damn late, Dave. She's jumped right into this and she's too deep to pull herself back out. Not that she'd want to.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

I don't want to know how you're coming up with these.

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[tentacletrainer]

Maybe I've looked up recipes for a love potion before.

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[moveslikestrider]

This is all those trashy romance novels isn't it? Is is. I haven't heard descriptors like that since Karkat tried to read me one of those troll porn novels.

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[tentacletrainer]

Now, see, if it were those I would be using worse descriptors. What trashy novels have I had the chance to read here? Pokemon.

Let that sink in a bit.

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[moveslikestrider]

I feel like we've discussed this before. Meaning yeah no. I'm cool with not finding out anything related to that.

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[tentacletrainer]

You mean you don't want me retelling how the handsome stud muffin hero in the latest riveting romance story I read gave the girl his Luvdisc juice? Or allowed her to play with his baloney Ponyta?

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[moveslikestrider]

Stop.

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[tentacletrainer]

How, when he first waltzed into the fine Johto villa of hers situated on a private island just south of Olivine, the bulge in his pants caught her eye and she smiled and coyly asked "Is that a Diglett in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" He, of course, responded in kind after capturing her in his arms - "I'm always happy to see you, but my Diglett is especially appreciative of your pair of Voltorbs. Don't listen to what the Professors say. Electricity is definitely effective against Ground."

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh god, no stop! Can we swing back around to the really important topics here? Like the fact no one told Terezi much of anything about the ins and outs of being human. I told her some stuff but, not like, the embarrassing we don't talk about it in public, shit.

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[tentacletrainer]

Dave, are you asking me to talk to her about the Pidoves and the Combees?

[[Sorry Dave, but now you have her going.

You also have her laughing. Not chuckling or giggling at your expense, but full out laughing.

Still at your expense though.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

You can stop laughing any time now. Yes, I'm asking you to talk about the skitties and wailords with her.

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Laugh snort.]]

Oh I know I can. Question is do I want to.

[[Okay, okay. Going to calm down a little.]]

Well, I will explain to her whatever I can that she may or may not know from the other troll ladies.

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[moveslikestrider]

That's all I ask. She's not happy but, at least she'll know what's up.