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searsblindlyEveryone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.
Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!
Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.
[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.
Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]
Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!
Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.
[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.
Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:05 pm (UTC)[He... has to think about this for a moment. The possibilities are endless.]
There are a few ways you could go about it. No matter what way you go about it, it's best to wait 'til he's asleep so that he's nice and relaxed. They like to hear nice things. You could get down there and whisper about them, encourage them to get better.
Or you could rub them. Nice and slow. That really makes 'em feel better. You could combine the two for max healing.
Finally, you could do what we've all learned you're good at by now, licky chick.
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:19 pm (UTC)So I am supposed to do nice things to his human sack? But why does he have to be asleep for it? What is the difference! What if he is awake but relaxed?
You have to completely explain everything! You can't just say a few things and assume that everyone will get it. As someone who thrives on detail and explanation, you have to tell me everything. You're really bad at this explaining things!
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:25 pm (UTC)[He just huffs out a sigh as if this is all so obvious.]
Because when you're asleep, your balls are at their most relaxed! If he's awake, they're gonna be all tense and shit. Then they won't get better when you rub 'em. I'm telling you, do it when he's asleep. It's best for his balls if you do. You want his love batter to be at it's sweetest, don't you?
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:40 pm (UTC)Love batter? I thought I was just trying to make his human sack feel better!
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Date: 2013-02-05 09:43 pm (UTC)And yeah, but love batter comes from there.
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Date: 2013-02-07 08:10 am (UTC)Why are human bodies so repulsive. Why does the human body refuse to keep things inside? Why does it want to keep expelling all kinds of things?
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Date: 2013-02-14 08:25 am (UTC)I think you're just being overly critical. It only expels the things it needs to expel. Like baby making juice. You can't just keep the baby juice inside. Sometimes it just needs to fuckin' come out.
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Date: 2013-02-18 02:12 am (UTC)Audio- Locked to Terezi
Date: 2013-02-19 07:14 pm (UTC)Audio- Locked to Terezi
Date: 2013-02-21 01:48 am (UTC)I quit. I want to be a troll again.
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Date: 2013-02-26 12:41 am (UTC)For.
Ever.
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Date: 2013-03-02 07:57 am (UTC)