searsblindly | ♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

Current Location: Azalea Town

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moveslikestrider

There's a reason why that happens. [Said before she can clearly hear the sound of hoof beats. His gear clicks off and he pulls Rapidash up close to her before slipping off his Pokemon's back.]

Uh. What else did she tell you about this?

From:

searsblindly

Kanaya told me. [Something about reproducing and whatever. She doesn't want to think about it much.]

I guess what I needed to know! Your Bro has been telling me a lot of things about male humans though. [No he hasn't. She turns her attention to where she thinks she hears the noise.]

From:

moveslikestrider

...[This is the record scratching on his happy life. It sounds like a scream.]

What has Bro been telling you.

From:

searsblindly

[Dave. You're not ready.]

I am supposed to whisper nice things to your human sack so that it recovers! Also, that human males have human grubs called sproglets! I was also told other things to help with the recovery process of your human reproduction parts!

[She's saying this rather loudly, mind you. She doesn't realize that this is something you should just say out loud.]

From:

moveslikestrider

[There's a long silence. Full of Dave's face turning bright red. Thank god she can't smell that anymore.]

That's.

Oh my god, no! That's not how it works! They took a ding yeah, but that was an accident and they're fine now! To make a human grub you need two things. [My god is he really explaining this.] First comes from the chick. Which is why you bleed every month. If this little egg that settles and creates a lining inside you doesn't get male...

[A pause.] production fluid.

The egg dies and the lining prep all slides out of you. And you ache. Because it's coming out.

Yeah.

From:

searsblindly

So I'm not supposed to lick it either? Then again, having sproglets sounds terrible and I can understand why you wouldn't want them! [Bro is a dirty liar and making your life hard, Dave.]

Wow. This conversation got ten times worst! Let's just leave it at that because I don't really need to know why female bodies do this other than what I need to know that it happens.

Can we leave it at this?

Can we also pretend we didn't talk about this? [She hates human bodies so much. Ugh.]

From:

moveslikestrider

No!! I mean, the whole my junk bit- wait.

What the fuck are sproglets?? [He's now confused and embarrassed.]

From:

searsblindly

Sproglets are human babies that come from men! Your Bro said so and that I had to help you so you can make a full recovery!

[She is so fucking confused. You don't even know.]

From:

moveslikestrider

What. [Bro why.] Guys don't have babies. You were trolled so hard. ...I'm going to kill him. [And no one will be able to prove it was him.]

From:

searsblindly

I am not the one who gets trolled! I am the one who does the trolling.

I'm going to stab him and sit and smell his blood bleed out of him. [She isn't actually going to do it.

Well...actually it's hard to tell with Terezi.]

From:

moveslikestrider

While I know you want to do that. There's other ways to troll Bro. Something non-lethal is good. [Hard to tell, yeah. But he states what he feels should be the limit because sometimes she's not kidding.]

From:

searsblindly

I can do non-lethal trolling. [Sheesh. What a buzz kill. But she'll troll him sans the murdering.]

From:

moveslikestrider

Just remember he's been trolling for longer than you've been alive. [Though oh god, don't call Bro old.]

From:

searsblindly

Well, duh! Your lusus is basically old as dirt, Dave. Isn't that usually how kids view older people? If they're older than me, they must be really old!

From:

moveslikestrider

Yeah, but you can't just go telling people they're old. They really don't like it.

From:

searsblindly

Fine, fine. But only because I would not stoop so low to use something like that as material. I am much better than that.

From:

moveslikestrider

So much better. Like there's low brow material and then there's you way up at the top. Though seriously, don't ever call him old. I've seen Bro pissed like, once and I have nightmares. Legit horrorterrors are plundering my psyche in an all out invasion kind of thing.

People just break down and cry when his temper rises. It is like that slow moving ship and his skin splits apart. This tiger emerges and roars and shit. You don't want that.

From:

searsblindly

Why does he not like being called old? [Considering that trolls have very varying degrees of how old they can get...she doesn't really get human aging quite so well.]

That sounds really cool actually! The visual going on in my head makes it much more exciting. It's like seeing a beast emerge from squishy, pink flesh. Like those terrible alien movies John watches.

From:

moveslikestrider

Yeah, it's exactly like the alien movies. Anyway, adults are really sensitive about their age.

From:

searsblindly

That's gross. I wish I could actually see this since it sounds wonderful!

They should be honored to be older and having the wisdom to go with it.

From:

moveslikestrider

Yeah but then there's the whole, I'm one step closer to death and I can't do X anymore.

From:

searsblindly

Oh right! Humans have generally shorter lifespans than trolls do. I always forget that's an actual thing.

I guess I'd be more worried about the dying thing if death wasn't pretty much the norm back home! Also, you hang around Aradia while she's a dead robot for too long and you find yourself much more used to the idea than you already thought you were!

From:

moveslikestrider

...That bad, huh? I knew before she didn't want anything to do with us but wow.

From:

searsblindly

Don't be offended about it! She didn't like doing anything other than what her fatalistic agenda had in store. She was kind of like a huge stick in the mud that no one could help with because she was dead!

She's obviously a lot better now.