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[personal profile] searsblindly
Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!
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Date: 2013-02-05 08:46 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (I have made the choice.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
Oh my god, no! Will you stop fixating on that! It's like you're performing arranged marriage here.

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Date: 2013-02-05 08:52 pm (UTC)
plushaeusrumpified: (I returned everything I ever bought him)
From: [personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
I am not! I'm just going off what I've seen. Christ.

But if you think it ain't my business whose oven your love batter goes, it's completely my business. Just so you know.

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Date: 2013-02-05 08:57 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (I don't give a shit.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
Does this mean I have to strife for approval of baking rights? Is that what you're saying?

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:07 pm (UTC)
plushaeusrumpified: (you're leaving now for my own good)
From: [personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
[Christ all these baking references is making Bro wonder if Dave wouldn't fit in better with the Egberts at this rate.]

Yeah, maybe that's exactly what I'm saying.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:10 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (Look into my eyes.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
Then it will be ages and ages before I go hey Bro I want to settle down, fight me on this.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:15 pm (UTC)
plushaeusrumpified: (I returned everything I ever bought him)
From: [personal profile] plushaeusrumpified
... You little shit.

By that time I might actually be ready to be a grandpappy.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (On the warm banks)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
And the circle of life will be complete.

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Date: 2013-02-05 08:56 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (You are dumber than I thought.)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
...I think you and Jane would be adorable. And I'm sure if anyone could appreciate your 'love batter', it would be her.

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Date: 2013-02-05 08:58 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user name="brigriv"> (They'll try to push drugs.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
[He never wants to hear love batter again. Ever.

Oh my god why are they teaming up on him??]



...


Can we not use that unfortunate phrasing. Let's call it something else. Or hey maybe drop the subject.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:00 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (Oh I'm sorry. Did that hurt?)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
Well I'm sure she would appreciate you giving her a string of pearls just as much.

[[Too damn late, Dave. She's jumped right into this and she's too deep to pull herself back out. Not that she'd want to.]]

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:09 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (I can't escape you.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
I don't want to know how you're coming up with these.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:12 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (I'll admit it. That was clever.)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
Maybe I've looked up recipes for a love potion before.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:29 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (Maybe it's hard.)
From: [personal profile] moveslikestrider
This is all those trashy romance novels isn't it? Is is. I haven't heard descriptors like that since Karkat tried to read me one of those troll porn novels.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:31 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
Now, see, if it were those I would be using worse descriptors. What trashy novels have I had the chance to read here? Pokemon.

Let that sink in a bit.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:11 pm (UTC)
moveslikestrider: (The beaten and the damned?)
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Just listen to what Rose says about it. [There's that higher pitched embarrassed tone again.]

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:05 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (pic#5394224)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
If you want to get human married, you are going about it completely wrong, Terezi. There are certain rituals you have to perform before you can even approach such a subject with your human groom.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:11 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
Of course I am, and I happen to be very good authority on the subject. John and I are going to be human married, so I know all about it.

[[Terezi. Terezi you should stop now. She's just going to troll you.]]

Let's take this to a private line so we can't spoil anything for your human mate.

[[A tease to Dave? You bet. Private tiems!]]

Now don't let him discourage you. He's just shy about these things. Meaning you have to make your approaches very over the top.

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Date: 2013-02-05 09:27 pm (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (You really don't know what you're saying)
From: [personal profile] tentacletrainer
We are. He performed the most important ritual of all about a year ago, and we've been engaged ever since. I'll explain engaged in a bit.

And yes, you have to be very forward with Dave. He's just so bashful and demure - you know how he is. He always has to be mister cool. Not that he isn't, but he's just not very well acquainted with such affectionate rituals!

[[Should she really do this to Dave? She's not sure. She's going to anyway though.]]

Our Lusus is mostly teasing him because of how much time they spend together and how Jane basically has Dave wrapped around her fingers. He's completely whipped, which is usually a good indicator that they are perfect candidates for human marriage. If you can get a guy to do anything for you, courting him shouldn't be a problem.

And sometimes. That depends on the person really.

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