![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
searsblindlyH(W DU U
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
WSUT
WAIT
I CNT
NP STP
HW DI I WORK THUS STPID THNG
WHY CNT I
OH HELL NO
WHRE IX TH#
MYBE UF I
[There's a lot of clunk sounds suddenly and a lot of angry muttering on the other end.]
THIS TASTES METALLIC AND GROSS AND NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. MAYBE MY TONGUE TURNED OFF? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? HOW DO THESE BUTTONS WORK? WHAT IS THIS THING? WHERE IS MY CANE?
WHERE AM I? [That mumbling has turned more into yelling and it sounds like she isn't even aware that its recording.] THIS WORLD SMELLS LIKE NOTHING. A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[If you're in New Bark Town, you'll probably see a girl sitting on the ground with her Dratini. She's shaking her Gear like that will actually do something. Otherwise, she looks really upset right about now. She keeps patting the area around her whenever she tries to pet her Dratini. Honestly, she keeps missing that damn thing completely. How do function in real life?]
video
Date: 2013-01-22 12:37 am (UTC)...So, she'll have two evolutions; Dragonair and Dragonite.
video
Date: 2013-01-22 12:47 am (UTC)How do I make her big and strong?
video
Date: 2013-01-22 12:49 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-01-22 01:04 am (UTC)I don't think I should be trying to breed things! Let's be honest.
video
Date: 2013-01-22 01:41 am (UTC)Not many of us are, really. Most of us are trainers! I'm with Sollux and Jake and Dirk, and all three of them are trainers.
video
Date: 2013-01-26 05:03 am (UTC)I'm probably a trainer! Like anyone would want me in charge of breeding these things. I can't even see what they look like! [She'd just pair them up and tell them to have babies or something.]
video
Date: 2013-01-26 05:06 am (UTC)[ Aradia does too. She. Has egg buying problems. ] I know for a fact Karkat has several, and so do Rose and John!
You probably wouldn't really enjoy it, I don't think! It's a bit...nitpicky? Nitpicky is a word, right?
video
Date: 2013-01-26 05:23 am (UTC)Karkat has dragons and he isn't telling me?! [LOOK HOW AFFRONTED SHE LOOKS.] If I wasn't such a good friend, that would be deserving of a hanging for withholding information of that caliber to me!
As someone who represents the law, we're supposed to be nitpicky!!! But I probably wouldn't. Breeding was more of Kanaya's thing.
video
Date: 2013-01-26 05:31 am (UTC)He has a Deino, a Haxorus, Altaria - actually, I could spot you a Swablu sometime, too, that's the first form of Altaria - Garchomp, Dragonair, Salamence, and Charmander! [ ...He texted her a list of his entire roster, Aradia keeps tabs on this sort of thing! ]
Kanaya is actually a breeder! Out of all of us, me, Kanaya, Nepeta, Rose and Rose's human lusus are the only breeders.
video
Date: 2013-01-31 10:09 am (UTC)[Oh my god. All of these sounds so exciting.] I need all of these! Of course, my Dratini is the best though. But why would I deny myself an army of dragons? Do I even have to own any other kind of pokebeast?
I'm not surprised by Kanaya being one! It sounds like there's a severe lack of caring men though! I bet they're all trying to be cool and impressive by being a trainer.
video
Date: 2013-02-01 09:50 pm (UTC)You know, I hadn't noticed that before? About none of the guys being breeders. I think there's a way to apply for a change, but I've never minded my position, so! I still get to challenge gyms if I want, and I can explore and stuff.
video
Date: 2013-02-04 07:13 pm (UTC)They're probably trying to make all the females swoon with their good battling skills! All the flush crushes they can get. [Terezi cackles.] I think you're find as a Breeder! Don't worry your little morbid faerie rumpus!
video
Date: 2013-02-04 11:34 pm (UTC)Well, John and Karkat at least probably aren't doing that!
video
Date: 2013-02-05 07:03 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-05 10:10 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-07 08:46 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-15 09:01 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-18 02:32 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-18 06:47 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-21 01:59 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-22 03:51 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-22 11:04 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2013-02-23 09:35 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-03-02 08:12 am (UTC)video
Date: 2013-03-05 08:43 pm (UTC)[ YEAH. The time player on the troll side thought that entire mess was complete nonsense and said so, although she also...didn't get that involved, being a robot and dead. ]
video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From:video
From: