♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

Comments

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[moveslikestrider]

Shouldn't that be my decision? Pretty sure I decide where the love batter goes, ok.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Love batter.

[Oh Jesus Christ.]

You've been spending too much time with Jane. Now it all makes sense. You've been whipping up the mix for some babycakes with her, haven't you?

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god, no! Will you stop fixating on that! It's like you're performing arranged marriage here.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I am not! I'm just going off what I've seen. Christ.

But if you think it ain't my business whose oven your love batter goes, it's completely my business. Just so you know.

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[moveslikestrider]

Does this mean I have to strife for approval of baking rights? Is that what you're saying?

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[tentacletrainer]

...I think you and Jane would be adorable. And I'm sure if anyone could appreciate your 'love batter', it would be her.

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[moveslikestrider]

[He never wants to hear love batter again. Ever.

Oh my god why are they teaming up on him??]


...


Can we not use that unfortunate phrasing. Let's call it something else. Or hey maybe drop the subject.

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[searsblindly]

What is arranged marriage and what is the difference between that and normal human marriage!

Can we get human married, Dave? Is that a thing we can do?

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god.

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[tentacletrainer]

If you want to get human married, you are going about it completely wrong, Terezi. There are certain rituals you have to perform before you can even approach such a subject with your human groom.

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[healium]

[What did she just come across.] Dirk Strider, you did not just go there!!!

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[.........]

Jane Crocker, you did not just use my goddamn first name!

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[healium]

And you did not just discuss Dave and I making babycakes!

audio; let's all gang up on dave

[ghostytrainer]

...love batter?

[Are you even for real right now, Dave? Judging you so hard.]

audio; I was waiting for this.

[moveslikestrider]

[You know what. He's going for broke.]

Would you rather I say I give'em a little slice of some sweet vanilla?

happy to oblige.

[ghostytrainer]

...actually yes. I have to admit, that one is pretty clever.

audio; all these threadjacks...

[eclectical]

[SHE WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT...]

... oh my god, love batter? Really, Dave?

audio; hahaha

[moveslikestrider]

[Woo boy now he's a little embarrassed.] It was the first thing that came to mind!

Let's focus on the important part here. I get to decide where my stuff goes. Not. Bro.

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[eclectical]

Yeah.

[Man, this is way awkward. TOPIC CHANGE TIME.]

Anyway... How have you been? [Other than. This.]

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[papshooshing]

Even I'm shocked you couldn't come up with something better.

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[moveslikestrider]

It was spur of the moment, ok. I could have gone with my special sauce. My white gold. But that didn't occur to me till later.

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[usedshooshpap]

See, that kind of just ruins burgers for everyone. I seriously do not want to think of Dave Strider's genetic material when I go to eat.

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[timelymaid]

Why does every conversation your brother have devolve into human sex discussions?

I mean, all the ones I've seen. Although I think this one was kind of your fault!

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[moveslikestrider]

It was already there, nothing I could have done could save the conversation.

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[timelymaid]

You're making it worse, though, aren't you?

[ Referring to "special ingredients". ]