♎ 2ND HANGING[VIDEO/ACTION FOR AZALEA TOWN] ♎

[searsblindly]

Everyone needs to stop what they're doing so they can marvel my new pokebeast! [Guess who's Zorua egg just hatched after basically never taking her nose off it. Terezi's Zorua, that's what!] I'm not sure what to name it! [She doesn't even know what gender it is yet, but it is content snuggling into her lap right now.] But it will have the perfect name! Once someone tells me what it looks like exactly.

Speaking of looking and not having the ability to do it. How do you get better at catching these things. I think I've lost more pokeballs throwing them into trees than actually catching anything! I'm not really interested in catching trees, to be honest! Unless it is a nice tree that could fit a proper hive into!

Just the other day I was trying to catch one, but I had to beat it because Dave stopped trying to help me after I threw the first pokeball! How rude. He just kept making these really sad dying noises and not being very helpful. It also sounded like he was lying on the ground for a really long time. Obviously, I need someone who won't sleep on the job when I want to go catch more pokebeasts. I was looking forward to catching my first one, but there's always today and the next day for that. If I'm not careful, Pyralspite won't give them a chance to be caught, so I hope it's soon.

[As for if you're around town, Terezi is actually getting around. She taps her new cane as she walks. She's already got into the habit of keeping her Pokemon out of their balls. It was more convenient for her because they can nudge her leg if she starts straying into places she shouldn't be. She also hasn't started marking them so she can tell them apart. Plus, she just likes them walking with her versus keeping them cooped up inside.

Today she is intent on training! And maybe catching pokemon even!]

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god, no! Will you stop fixating on that! It's like you're performing arranged marriage here.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I am not! I'm just going off what I've seen. Christ.

But if you think it ain't my business whose oven your love batter goes, it's completely my business. Just so you know.

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[moveslikestrider]

Does this mean I have to strife for approval of baking rights? Is that what you're saying?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Christ all these baking references is making Bro wonder if Dave wouldn't fit in better with the Egberts at this rate.]

Yeah, maybe that's exactly what I'm saying.

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[moveslikestrider]

Then it will be ages and ages before I go hey Bro I want to settle down, fight me on this.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

... You little shit.

By that time I might actually be ready to be a grandpappy.

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[moveslikestrider]

And the circle of life will be complete.

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[tentacletrainer]

...I think you and Jane would be adorable. And I'm sure if anyone could appreciate your 'love batter', it would be her.

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[moveslikestrider]

[He never wants to hear love batter again. Ever.

Oh my god why are they teaming up on him??]


...


Can we not use that unfortunate phrasing. Let's call it something else. Or hey maybe drop the subject.

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[tentacletrainer]

Well I'm sure she would appreciate you giving her a string of pearls just as much.

[[Too damn late, Dave. She's jumped right into this and she's too deep to pull herself back out. Not that she'd want to.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

I don't want to know how you're coming up with these.

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[tentacletrainer]

Maybe I've looked up recipes for a love potion before.

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[moveslikestrider]

This is all those trashy romance novels isn't it? Is is. I haven't heard descriptors like that since Karkat tried to read me one of those troll porn novels.

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[tentacletrainer]

Now, see, if it were those I would be using worse descriptors. What trashy novels have I had the chance to read here? Pokemon.

Let that sink in a bit.

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[searsblindly]

What is arranged marriage and what is the difference between that and normal human marriage!

Can we get human married, Dave? Is that a thing we can do?

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh my god.

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[searsblindly]

Is that a yes or a no to being human married?

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[moveslikestrider]

Just listen to what Rose says about it. [There's that higher pitched embarrassed tone again.]

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[searsblindly]

Your voice is doing it again!

I'll ask Rose about it.

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[moveslikestrider]

Doing what?

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[tentacletrainer]

If you want to get human married, you are going about it completely wrong, Terezi. There are certain rituals you have to perform before you can even approach such a subject with your human groom.

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[searsblindly]

Rose! [Rose knows human marrying right? Perfect.] Are you going to tell me the rituals for human marriage?

I want to know what this human married stuff is all about!

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[tentacletrainer]

Of course I am, and I happen to be very good authority on the subject. John and I are going to be human married, so I know all about it.

[[Terezi. Terezi you should stop now. She's just going to troll you.]]

Let's take this to a private line so we can't spoil anything for your human mate.

[[A tease to Dave? You bet. Private tiems!]]

Now don't let him discourage you. He's just shy about these things. Meaning you have to make your approaches very over the top.

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[searsblindly]

You and John are going to be human married? When was this?

[Whattttt.]

Okay. So I have to be very forward when I want to get human married with Dave! Explain to me all these marriage rituals humans do to become married!

[She honestly thinks this is some friendship ritual thing if John and Rose are getting human married and Dave and Jane might get human married.]

What is it exactly if Dave's lusus said Dave is getting human married to Jane? Can you get human married more than once?

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[tentacletrainer]

We are. He performed the most important ritual of all about a year ago, and we've been engaged ever since. I'll explain engaged in a bit.

And yes, you have to be very forward with Dave. He's just so bashful and demure - you know how he is. He always has to be mister cool. Not that he isn't, but he's just not very well acquainted with such affectionate rituals!

[[Should she really do this to Dave? She's not sure. She's going to anyway though.]]

Our Lusus is mostly teasing him because of how much time they spend together and how Jane basically has Dave wrapped around her fingers. He's completely whipped, which is usually a good indicator that they are perfect candidates for human marriage. If you can get a guy to do anything for you, courting him shouldn't be a problem.

And sometimes. That depends on the person really.